I was thinking of starting the movie...
Yesterday I bought some strawberries and removed the leaves and cleaned them all out. Out of a quart box, I had one unedible strawberry! I just set them out on the table for people to snack on.
I've been doing that all season. I haven't even made shortcake yet! All that's left to do is clean the strawberries, make the syrypy goopy stuff, fill the shell, and chill.