[Lucius Cornelius Sulla]

My cat needs to go on a diet.

I had a very affectionate, slothful cat some years ago. He got up to 20 pounds, and was too slow to get out of the way of a car. Better get yours to trim down.

Obviously your cat wouldn't be so alert as to keep up with the '00' sneaks around here tonight!

[HairOfTheDog]

He also has Glaucoma (sp?) so he is going blind. I don't want him to turn into a blind Jabba the Hut.

[Corin Stormhands]

I had a very affectionate, slothful cat some years ago.

Isn't "slothful cat" a bit redundant?