To the tune of "The Lumberjack Song" by Monty Python
An Ode to G'Nad Dwarfhunk
To the tune of "The Lumberjack Song" by Monty Python
G'nad:
I am a little dwarf and I'm OK.
I sleep all night and I flit all day.
Garden Gnome Choir:
He's a little dwarf and he's OK.
He sleeps all night and he flits all day.
G'nad:
I wear Elf-shoes and pointy ears
and climb up Mallorn trees.
I like to wear Elf-dresses
And join Galadriel for tea.
Garden Gnome Choir:
He wears Elf-shoes and pointy ears
and climbs up Mallorn trees.
He likes to wear Elf-dresses
And join Galadriel for tea.
Yes, he's a little dwarf and he's OK.
He sleeps all night and he flits all day.
G'nad:
I speak Elf-words and sing Elf-songs
Though my accent is quite weird.
I make up pretty poems
And weave flowers in my beard.
Garden Gnome Choir:
He speaks Elf-words and sings Elf-songs
Though his accent is quite weird.
He makes up pretty poems
And weaves flowers in his beard.
Yes, he's an an elfie-dwarf and he's OK.
He sleeps all night and he flits all day.
G'nad:
I like to sneak! And find trees that speak.
I eat lembas for my lunch.
My dwarf friends are so jealous that
Their skivvies are in a bunch!
Choir:
He likes to sneak! And find trees that speak.
He eats lembas for his lunch.
Us dwarf friends are so jealous that
Our skivvies are in a bunch!
Yes, we are all elfie-dwarves and we're OK.
We sleep all night and we flit allllll daaaaaaay!
... Elf-envy is a terrible thing!