Can't you make Daschle some disgusting orc thing?
Daschle doesn't need any help being disgusting...
We could make him Lurtz, then we can cheer even harder when Aragorn beheads him. However, I don't think Lurtz matches Daschle's oily, weasely personality.
It seems that we may have an abundance of Sarumans and Wormtongues on the democratic side of the aisle.
-Kevin