See, he's got the long shaggy hair thing going, he's got ratty clothes, looks a little grubby, HE'S PERFECT! Well, you may have to share make-up bags with him, but hey, who's perfect?
I like honey mustard sauce with my wings, thank you. ;^)
-Kevin
I'll admit it's scruffy-looking but I don't know about the thing-of-action part.
Honey mustard sounds good! Think I'll stop off for some wings on the way home.