[rightwingreligiousfanatic]

Today's specials:
2 Lembas in mallorn leaves $5.99
Splinter from Celeborn's head $3.49
Lorien cloaks (some minor imperfections) $49.99

C'mon down to Tolkien Town!
Save a nickle, save a dime!
You'll save money every time!

[g'nad]

Hot deals on:

Elven Swords, never been used and only dropped once!
Elven Cloaks, with minor bloodstains
Elven girdles, to prevent that "big Elven butt" look