[g'nad]

I was out getting the hair ripped off my face with boiling hot wax.

yeeeeooooww!!!! yuh know, if you were a dwarf, you wouldn't need to bother...

thanks fer lunch!

[RMDupree]

Rest assured that I washed my face and hands vigorously before preparing the meal.

I am not a dwarf, I'm a hobbit lass and need to maintain a sense of beauty. ;)

Should have posted the wax thing separate from the meal though. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

The labours a woman must endure....