I am simply amazed that you could somehow link Tolkien's Lord of the Rings with Richard Simmons. lol
Coming from you that is a great compliment indeed. I really appreciated your Tom Bombadil thread-post. Still studying it as a matter of fact.
Some of us get a little carried away at times with making light of the elves.... heh heh.... the fact that they are a little light in the loafers makes it kind of easy....