[ItsOurTimeNow]

Some more:

Bein' whipped like a Government mule.
Crazy as a pet coon.
Taken to the woodshed.

(I was born in Kalifornia, raised in R.I., but my Dad's family is from Oaklahoma.)

[RosieCotton]

Would up the creek (pronounced "crick") without a paddle qualify as one o' those sayings? (Sometimes another word is added...this is the G rated version).