No... Smeagol is a Republican! He's the good guy of the story... Aragorn and the Hobbitses tells lies about me and spin my great accomplishments for their glory. I'm the one who save the world.
Ronald Reagan can play me... He saved the world from the communists! Just like I saved the world from Mordor!
I thought Carville was the Mouth of Sauron. He's got to be the Mouth of something.