Yeesh, I think I'd rather not live. ;^)
BTW, good morning to you.
Or college grads (advanced degrees, even!) who can't put a decent sentence together. This is the one that gets me...I'm don't have the most perfect grammar in the universe, but I can generally get my point across. However, there are some highly educated people in this company (and other places I've worked) who can't write coherantly. At all.