[carton253]

Wouldn't a rousing song about Smeagol be a good way to start your day. JenB has one... ask her to sing it to you!

[Overtaxed]

There once was a Gollum from Gladden
Who made all his family madden.
Killed Deagol in fight
Took the Ring "by right"
And Grandma sent Gollum away.

[2Jedismom]

I'd rather have another ale...but I quite drinking the stuff 9 years ago!

Oh well, I'll just have pancakes. They're easy and quick.