[carton253]

Not even for a double dog dare you! Man, I thought that was like waving a red cape in front of a bull... Come on, bash an elf... you know you want to... you do... I know you do...

[Overtaxed]

Come on, bash an elf... you know you want to... you do... I know you do...

Of course I do! This is an exercise in self-restraint!