[HairOfTheDog]

I usually catch the cat off guard with the goop! All I get is the scowl afterwords...

[Overtaxed]

I'm still trying to catch the cat taking a little snooze in the top-loading position.

[Sam Cree]

I've never heard of a cat doing such a thing, unprovoked. I would (at least) banish from the household any animal that seriously harmed a child of mine. I know lots of cats are kind of weird, while others are affectionate and fun to be with.