[Overtaxed]

You never saw Bonanza? Any girl that had the misfortune to be interested in a Cartwright boy bought it within the hour. Old Ben himself had 3 wives die on him.

[Corin Stormhands]

Oh yeah, I know Bonanza. In fact the flashback to Adam's birth was on this afternoon...

I remember the reference now.

There was a similar situation in my college. None of the boys died. But a certain, very well to do family (if I mentioned the product you'd recognize it) always vacationed at their home in the Bahamas. We always knew if the boys met mama and papa's approval if they were still dating the girls after spring break on the island.

Neither girl married a guy from our school...