[carton253]

Smeagol only likes fishses!!!

[Overtaxed]

RM, did you bring any kippers?

[ksen]

I was listening to BBC's version of LoTR last night while I was stripping the wallpaper in the bathroom. When we got to "Mt. Doom" Frodo decided to keep the Ring. Gollum came in, found Frodo, and bit the Ring off of Frodo's hand, finger and all.

After Gollum(Smeagol was long gone by then) got the Ring he did a flitty Gollum dance. Wouldn't you know, he flitted himself right over the edge and down into the Cracks of Doom(tm).

Moral of the story: Be extremely careful when doing flitty dances, especially when you are inside Mt. Doom.

[DonnerT]

Here Smeg, have a couple of fresh Talapia. Just pulled them out of the pond.