[Overtaxed]

Maybe you could answer all your jury duty questions with non-answers, like "The space aliens captured Elvis".

The only problem is that you're under oath when you answer those questions. (Mustn't act like a liberal!)

[Corin Stormhands]

The only problem is that you're under oath when you answer those questions.

No problem. Simply answer, "Yes, I believe in capital punishment, But, what about the strawberries?!?!?!"