[Sam Cree]

One night my wife had left the iron sitting on the dresser. In the middle of the night, from bed, I glanced over at the dresser and saw two antennae sticking out of the water port on the iron. Then the roach crawled out, I guess he'd been in there for a drink.

[RMDupree]

Then the roach crawled out, I guess he'd been in there for a drink.

GAG!!