[Corin Stormhands]

Mrs. Stormhands just called. She's being held hostage by Sears. They told her the van would be done by 3:00 p.m. The tires are on, but they're waiting to do the alignment.

[HairOfTheDog]

Held hostage by Sears? Your Damsel is in distress? Jeepers! - Are you going to rescue her?