I may be whipped but it doesn't mean I'm finished. I plan to file a civil suit against that Aragorn fellow... somebody owes me a precious and my life. After all, why am I the one who has to die? Why not Gimli, or the nasty, rude hobbit?
I'm going to get me the meanest lawyer I can. I hear they breed them in Mordor. I'll have my vengeance... in this lifetime!!! HA!HA!HA! (evil gollum laugh)