We frequently go to an Oriental buffet on Sundays after church. It's quick and cheap. They have a make your own stir-fry bar. You put in the raw meats and veggies and they cook it.
Sunday, my wife stopped a woman from putting raw chicken on her plate.
When she sat back down my wife said, "I wouldn't have been so nice to her if I had know she was going to ask me if I was here with my grandchildren..."
For the record, my wife looks much younger than me (and I'm not just saying that. she'll never read this anyway, it's really true).
psssst...it's called a Mongolian Barbecue...
I love those Mongolian places...I ate at one a month ago...all you can eat for $6.99...I had eight heapin' plates...after the last one the little Chinese owner came out and said in a thick accent: "You go now! You go! NOW!!...How come you eat so much?! You go!!"