Underpants Gnomes are the reason Gondor has no skivvies.
You'd think the brave Men of Gondor wouldn't have any trouble clearing out Underpants Gnomes.
You'll have a blast at our Bagginses Birthday Bash! Medieval weaponry seminar, medieval costume seminar, trivia contest, LOTR TCG swiss constructed tournament ($5 entry fee for that), winner of the tournament wins a copy of a Sting sword! Pizza, cake, and softdrinks! Sign up for our line party for the Two Towers!
Borders Books and Music
1701 Chapel Hill Rd.
Chapel Hill, NC
Sunday September 22 at 1 P.M.
Hmmm....I'd consider going if it didn't conflict with the race.
You know, this sentence REALLY doesn't bring a nice picture to mind...
Normally we wouldn't have any trouble at all. It's just that Denethor put them on the Endangered Species List so now we can't touch them without getting thrown in the klink for a few days.
We have high hopes that King Elessar will move soon to start rolling back some of Denethor's foolishness.
Arwen is starting to make noise about instituting a single-payer health care system, should I be worried?