[rightwingreligiousfanatic]

Now, the Khazad Dum Times Tribune, there's a source you can trust! And the Misty Mountains Gazette has some interesting features as well. But I'm not too familiar with the Gondorian periodicals.... What do you rely on?

[ksen]

But I'm not too familiar with the Gondorian periodicals.... What do you rely on?

I used to read the Gondor Today, but since that hack Grima Wormtongue bought the thing it has been worse than useless, just one more liberal rag.

Now I rely on the "fair and balanced" Minas Tirith Picayune Observer. Maybe you've heard of their motto, "We report, you decide."

Two weeks this past Sunday they had a wonderful write-up on our Annual Polka Party Day. It was an A-list event. I read that Gimli even showed up this year and premiered his new "Snow Pants Polka." I heard it went over big with the Royals.