Oh, stop me, I'm cracking myself up here.....
Oh, I don't know...you know how some of those kids dress these days!
My cartoonist brother actually did a cartoon on this subject: a picture of an orc labeled "A modern day orc" and next to it a picture of a kid with multiple piercings, strange clothes, spiked hair, etc. labeled "A modern day highschooler". Underneath it says, "Not much difference, is there?"
Not that all kids are like that, but there are certainly some orc-ish types!