Ew...I wouldn't want to eat anything Haldir made. He has so much disdain for practically everyone that he might do something bad to the food just to be a snoot.
Or maybe he's realllly good at French cooking?
Well, you know...Elrond saying "the ring can't stay here, we can't defend it" really was sort of a French surrender type moment.
Dontcha think?
L'anneau ne peut pas rester ici, Gandalf.