[Bear_in_RoseBear]

That one was on a plaque in my grandma's guest room

That's a nice sentiment! My grandma had a plaque in her kitchen that read:

I'm not a fast cook,
I'm not a slow cook,
I'm a half-fast cook!

I had to grow up a bit before I figured that one out...

[HairOfTheDog]

hehehehe - Grandparents are good for neat plaques.