[Lucius Cornelius Sulla]

I turned out to be Faramir, Captain of Gondor, so Hair is my long lost brother, but this annoys her for some reason.

[HairOfTheDog]

I am just jealous of Faramir. True, Dad likes me best, but Dad is also clearly losing his marbles. You are cuter and smarter, and the people like you. I am a not-too-bright jock with easily corruptable principles. (although my profile read a little bit more complimentary, I know the truth)