Keywords have been duly updated. ;^)
For Corin: SPAM = Something Precious Ain't Mine
But I thought you said you weren't under the spell of the Precious, Hair? Can you please explain it to me? For a while it was trying to get me, but I have fortified myself by re-reading the Silmarillion, eating lots of lembas, and drinking ent water, and I simply have no desire for the silly thing any more.
But someday when they aren't looking, we'll snatch it right out from under their noses, won't we, my Precious....ha ha ha ha....