uuugh...the squirrel hordes are massing in the dark regions...must save my beloved pecans!!!
SQUIRRELS GO SPLAT!!!

check this out, Squirrel Defamation League...love their store...
ACK!! computer hiccup...
Rats! Or rather, "Squirrels!" Who woulda thunk that the Keepers of the Firewall would block deadsquirrel.com? Hmmmm...it seems that a lot of my co-workers must be squirrel-haters..