[Rocko]

On this land, there dwelt the noble elves, pointed of ear and brave of heart. And there dwelt the hobbits, happy little people who were hirsute of foot. There were also dwarves, who were small like the hobbits, but upon whose feet there was a comparatively regular amount of hair. And there dwelt the humans, who were normal.

Good stuff, Maynard!

[HairOfTheDog]

Hullo! Good Morning! morning hobbits and any I missed!

If I am a good hobbit I should weed-wack today before it gets too hot. There is a lot of tall weedy stuff in the pasture that is only the foul things the horses won't eat. I should cut it down. Wouldn't want it to be there when the photographers from Better Farms and Pastures show up.