[ksen]

...who if not Viggo should be Aragon?

Arwen my love! I do not know what strength lies een my blood, but eef eet lies witheen my powair I will claim zee throne of Gondor. Then we will spend zee rest of our lives een eternal bliss, togezhair.

[Corin Stormhands]

Well, since Aragorn never seems to shower, that "Le Pew" part would work...