Here is the United Cutlery Narsil....

I would want the sheath too....
And a pair of Legolas's Ginsu knives of death!
Narsil is the shortest one of the three I see on the webpage...I would like it too. What would you think if you were a stranger talking to my kids over the fence and you see this slightly pudgy housewife dashing out of the house brandishing Narsil?
ROFLOL! The mental image alone cracks me up.