But...elveses drink Winyards. Smelly grape juice clears arteries.
Good morning, fair weather friend! Just waking up and blinking. Fed the ponies at six and went back to bed. Lazy hobbit. Should not have slept. Didn't know that carton would be sneaking this morning.
Carton, be nice and stop bashing nice elveses.
JenB... Maybe Sauron gave the ring to his brother Jauron for safekeeping?