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To: carton253; Corin Stormhands; Overtaxed
The Smeagalian Dialectic?

Thesis: Find the long lost One Ring

Antithesis: "Lose" the One Ring to Bilbo, thus allowing Gandalf to become aware of it.

Synthesis: Destroy the One Ring in the Cracks of Doom.
17,382 posted on 08/08/2002 7:21:14 AM PDT by ksen
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To: ksen
Whoa, those are big words you are using there, Captain Scrabble... Smeagol's head hurts... I will respond after I look up 6 syllable words in poor Smeagol's dictionary...
17,384 posted on 08/08/2002 7:29:34 AM PDT by carton253
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To: ksen
Smeagol looked up all the words... ow! ow! ow! his head hurtses him real bad...

Now Smeagol has an answer for ksen...

Yes! It's called my poor life... but it doesn't change fact that I, Smeagol, a hobbit from Stoor, saved the world.

It really galls me though that Aragorn crowned Sam and Frodo... they couldn't find their way to Mt. Doom if the road was paved with good intentions. It took a sneak... an thieving sneak to show them the way to paradise.

Tonight, all you men in Middle Earth, when you lay your head down on your pillow, remember me, Smeagol! You are not overcome because I am a sneak! Just a sneak... sneaking about Mordor, doing good for me, and saving the world as a by-product.

17,388 posted on 08/08/2002 7:40:52 AM PDT by carton253
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