[Lucius Cornelius Sulla]

but his buddy is acting really strange

You can't trust somebody who wears white out-of-season.

[HairOfTheDog]

I love our little quiet place here... The rest of the forum seems to be in a perpetual airing of dirty laundry...

They have taken the shiny thing to a nice homely house in a pretty valley. They don't want the shiny thing there. They are having a meeting to figure out what to do with it.