[Argh]

Hi, Hair! I got Elrond too, but I must admit I didn't know much about any of those songs or movies. My question is, since we're both Elrond, if someone tells me to go and perform a disgusting and physically impossible act upon myself, should I then come over to see you? :^)

[HairOfTheDog]

Hullo Argh!

What sort of disgusting and physically impossible act do you have in mind?

If you are Elrond, you job is to give people advice and send them on their merry way. Delegate this act to someone else!