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To: Overtaxed; HairOfTheDog; SuziQ; All
Some more Tolkien-humor, just to pass the time.... ;-)

Why the Chicken Crossed the Road - by Lord of the Rings Characters

Frodo: The chicken shall cross the road, though it does not know the way

Boromir: I would have followed you my brother... my captain... my Chick

Gandalf: O chicken, do not meddle in the affairs of roads, for you are tasty and good with barbecue sauce.

Frodo:I wish the chicken hadn't crossed the road, I wish none of this had happened

Gandalf:So do all who live to see such roads, but that is not for them to decide...all the chick can decide is how to cross the road that is given him

Aragorn: I would have crossed with it into the very fires of the other side

Galadriel: it passed the test, go to the other side and dimish and remain chicken

Gandalf:fly you chick

Tom Bombadil: oh chick chickelo chickchickelillo

Gollum: it crosssssssed, yesssss, my preciousss, we ought to have squeezes it, why hasss it crossssssed not a fair question... it cheated firsssst, yesss my precioussss it did

Frodo to chicken: "Get off the road!!"

Legolas: Something is crossing the road. I can feel it

Gaffer Gamgee: well it's the chicken that never starts to cross the road that takes longest to get to the other side

Gandalf: Go back to the other side you chicken! You cannot pass!

Boromir: The chicken of the enemy is a gift. Let us use it against him.

Butterbur: "A chicken crossing the road? Now what does that remind me of....?"

Farmer Maggott: "I don't care, as long as it stayed away from my mushroom!"

Nazgul: Road...Chicken...

Gandalf: "There are many magic chickens in the world, Bilbo, and none of them should be eaten lightly."

Boromir: "Gondor has no chickens. Gondor needs no chickens."

Gimli: "Nobody tosses a chicken!"

13,370 posted on 07/13/2002 4:24:15 PM PDT by maquiladora
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To: maquiladora
Gandalf: Fool of a chicken!

Pippin: But we haven't had second chicken yet, or chicken tea, or chicken brunch, or chicken dinner....

13,378 posted on 07/13/2002 6:59:23 PM PDT by Rocko
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To: maquiladora
Legolas: Something is crossing the road. I can feel it

LOL maq! - Hello there!

I was out - at the beach and disconnected for 24 hours! Thanks for the fodder! Back now and catching up on the news... Trying to find out how Sunday has been... Anything happening?

13,425 posted on 07/14/2002 11:21:23 AM PDT by HairOfTheDog
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