Frodo: The chicken shall cross the road, though it does not know the way
Boromir: I would have followed you my brother... my captain... my Chick
Gandalf: O chicken, do not meddle in the affairs of roads, for you are tasty and good with barbecue sauce.
Frodo:I wish the chicken hadn't crossed the road, I wish none of this had happened
Gandalf:So do all who live to see such roads, but that is not for them to decide...all the chick can decide is how to cross the road that is given him
Aragorn: I would have crossed with it into the very fires of the other side
Galadriel: it passed the test, go to the other side and dimish and remain chicken
Gandalf:fly you chick
Tom Bombadil: oh chick chickelo chickchickelillo
Gollum: it crosssssssed, yesssss, my preciousss, we ought to have squeezes it, why hasss it crossssssed not a fair question... it cheated firsssst, yesss my precioussss it did
Frodo to chicken: "Get off the road!!"
Legolas: Something is crossing the road. I can feel it
Gaffer Gamgee: well it's the chicken that never starts to cross the road that takes longest to get to the other side
Gandalf: Go back to the other side you chicken! You cannot pass!
Boromir: The chicken of the enemy is a gift. Let us use it against him.
Butterbur: "A chicken crossing the road? Now what does that remind me of....?"
Farmer Maggott: "I don't care, as long as it stayed away from my mushroom!"
Nazgul: Road...Chicken...
Gandalf: "There are many magic chickens in the world, Bilbo, and none of them should be eaten lightly."
Boromir: "Gondor has no chickens. Gondor needs no chickens."
Gimli: "Nobody tosses a chicken!"
Pippin: But we haven't had second chicken yet, or chicken tea, or chicken brunch, or chicken dinner....
LOL maq! - Hello there!
I was out - at the beach and disconnected for 24 hours! Thanks for the fodder! Back now and catching up on the news... Trying to find out how Sunday has been... Anything happening?