10 REASONS WHY AXES ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN:
10. An old axe is just as good as a new axe.
9. You can have an axe at home and another for the road.
8. If you admire a friend's axe and tell him so, he will be impressed and usually will let you try it.
7. Your primary axe doesn't mind if you have a backup.
6. Your axe will stay with you even if you don’t oil it.
5. An axe doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
4. Axes function normally every day of the month.
3. An axe won't ask, "Does this grip make me look fat?"
2. An axe does not mind if you go to sleep after you're done using it.
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON AXES ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN:
1. An axe doesn’t make any noise till you hit something with it...