uhmmm, good morning. I think my late nights & early mornings earlier in the week finally caught up with me today. Maybe a Krispy Kreme would get me revved up... I hope my recruiter brings a box when he brings my paycheck this morning...
Aragorn has joined a yacht club, and is sailing his new ships up the river.
Sam & Frodo are being accosted by a Hildabeast. Sam is warding her off by spouting something in elvish while holding up a copy of The Declaration of Independence. I think a rough translation of what Sam is shouting is, "We pledge allegiance to the flag......."
That did it! She can't get away fast enough. I am afraid that our duo is not unscathed, Frodo........is dead.