[EDORAS - DAY - OUTSIDE - THEODRED'S FUNERAL]
THEODEN
Theodred, my son, my son.
EOMER
Sire, let me avenge your son. Let me hunt some orc.
(THEODEN stares vacantly at EOMER)
GRIMA
(whispers to THEODEN) Shya, right.
THEODEN
Nope, sorry.
EOMER
You're not the boss of me old man, I'm going.
EOWYN
I wanna come too!
(everyone but EOWYN laughs)
[PLAINS OF ROHAN - DAY - OUTSIDE]
ARAGORN
Look, one of the brooches Galadriel gave us in the deleted scenes on the DVD!
GIMLI
That's right! I think I fell in love with her, too!
(he holds the lock of her hair to his breast)
LEGOLAS
We're on the trail!
GIMLI
I can't run forever! I have stubby dwarf legs!
[PLAINS OF ROHAN/OUTSKIRTS OF FANGORN - SUNSET - OUTSIDE]
PIPPIN
I'm hungry!
MERRY
I'm tired!
PIPPIN
Are we there yet?
GRISHNAKH
Bet ant brrekfasst in Isengard, unnastan?
(EOMER and company gallop onto the scene)
EOMER
Ro-Ro-Rohirrim ho!
ORCS
Aw, nuts.
MERRY
(to PIPPIN) Let's am-scray!
[FANGORN FOREST - DAY - OUTSIDE]
MERRY and PIPPIN
Hey! Mr. tree! Don't step on us!
TREEBEARD
Hoom... Such interesting creatures. Want to come back to my place for a drink?
MERRY and PIPPIN
Uh... okay.
[EMYN MUIL - NIGHT - OUTSIDE]
(SAM is attacked by GOLLUM. SAM beats GOLLUM back with his frying pan)
FRODO
Sam! Leave him alone. Hey, Gollum, wanna come with us? I've got the ring.
GOLLUM
Calls us Smeagol, dammit.