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The New Hobbit Hole

Posted on 03/14/2002 5:07:26 AM PST by HairOfTheDog

Welcome to The New Hobbit Hole

Concerning Hobbits

The New Hobbit Chronicles

This is a continuation of the infamous thread New Zealander Builds Hobbit Hole originally posted on January 26, 2001 by John Farson, who at the time undoubtedly thought he had found a rather obscure article that would elicit a few replies and die out. Without knowing it, he became the founder of the Hobbit Hole. For reasons incomprehensible to some, the thread grew to over 4100 replies. It became the place for hobbits and friends of hobbits to chit chat and share LoTR news and views, hang out, and talk amongst ourselves in the comfort of familiar surroundings.

In keeping with the new posting guidelines, the thread idea is continuing here, as will the Green Dragon Inn, our more structured spin-off thread, as soon as we figure out how to move all the good discussion that has been had there. As for the Hobbit Hole, we will just start fresh, bringing only a few mathoms such as the picture above with us to make it feel like home, and perhaps a walk down memory lane:

Our discussion has been light:

It very well may be that a thread named "New Zealander builds Hobbit hole" will end up being the longest Tolkien thread of them all, with some of the best heartfelt content... Sorry John, but I would have rather it had been one with a more distinguished title!… post 252 - HairOfTheDog

However, I can still celebrate, with quiet dignity, the fact that what started as a laugh about some wacko in New Zealand has mutated and grown into a multifaceted discussion of the art, literature, and philosophy that is Tolkien. And now that I've managed to write the most pompous sentence of my entire life, I agree, Rosie… post 506 - JenB

Hah! I was number 1000!! (Elvish victory dance... wait, no; that would be too flitty) … post 1001 - BibChr

Real men don't have to be afraid of being flitty! Go for it. – post 1011 – HairOfTheDog

Seventeen years to research one mystical object seems a bit excessive… post 1007 - JenB

Okay...who's the wise guy who didn't renew Gandalf's research grant?… post 1024 – Overtaxed

To the very philosophical:

…Judas Iscariot obviously was a good man, or he wouldn't have been chosen to be one of the Apostles. He loved Jesus, like all of the Apostles, but he betrayed him. Yet without his betrayal, the Passion and Crucifixion would never have occurred, and mankind would not have been redeemed. So without his self-destruction infinite good would not have been accomplished. I certainly do not mean this to be irreverant but it seems to me that this describes the character of Gollum, in the scenes so movingly portrayed above… Lucius Cornelius Sulla

To fun but heartfelt debates about the integrity and worth of some of the characters…

…Anyone else notice how Boromir treats the hobbits? He's very fond of them but he seems to think of them as children - ruffling Frodo's hair, calls them all 'little ones'. He likes them, but I don't think he really respects them… post 1536 - JenB

Yes... Tolkien told us not to trust Boromir right off the bat when he began to laugh at Bilbo, until he realized that the Council obviously held this hobbit in high esteem. What a pompous dolt… post 1538 - HairOfTheDog

…I think almost every fault of his can be traced directly back to his blindness to anything spiritual or unseen. He considers the halflings as children, because that is what they look like. He considers the only hope of the ring to be in taking it and using it for a victory in the physical realm. He cannot see what the hobbits are truly made of, he cannot see the unseen hope of what the destruction of the ring might mean--the destruction of Sauron himself, and he cannot see the unseen danger that lies in the use of the ring itself… I just feel sorry for Boromir--he is like a blind but honorable man, trying to take the right path on the road but missing the right path entirely because he simply cannot see it… post 1548 - Penny1

Boromir isn't a jerk, he's a jock… post 2401 – Overtaxed

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Oh, I think by the time Frodo reaches the Cracks, he's not even himself anymore! I think he's not only on the brink of a dangerous place physically, he's on the brink of losing himself completely during the exchange with Gollum. But for some reason, the take-over isn't complete till he actually has to throw the Ring in. The person speaking to Gollum is not Frodo, but the "Wheel of Fire" that Sam sees. After the Ring is destroyed, Frodo not only comes back to himself, but comes back with the unbearable (to him) knowledge of what it's like to be completely without compassion. I think that's why it's so important to him to be compassionate in the Shire… post 2506 - 2Jedismom

…Regarding Frodo's compassion... it's a little too much at the end. Even Merry tells him that he's going to have to quit being so darn nice. But you're right. He's learned a lesson about evil that very few ever learn since it wasn't an external lesson but an internal one. (Those kinds of lessons have the greatest impact) Not only did he totally succumb to it, but he was rather ruthless to my little Smeagol… post 2516 - carton253

Well that Frodo was a big mean bully! (to Smeagol)… post 2519 – Overtaxed

So as you can see, everything JRR Tolkien (and Peter Jackson) is welcome here in our New Row, our soon-to-be familiar New Hobbit Hole…; philosophy, opinion, good talk and frequent silliness.


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To: Corin Stormhands
Sorry, I got carried away. I also got

Got what? You been deeping into the mead already this morning?

9,821 posted on 06/19/2002 8:06:53 AM PDT by g'nad
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To: Corin Stormhands
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9,822 posted on 06/19/2002 8:07:04 AM PDT by Corin Stormhands
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To: Corin Stormhands; Overtaxed; carton253; g'nad
No more elves to bash
Dwarves are here to take the heat
Unfair? Maybe so.
9,823 posted on 06/19/2002 8:07:21 AM PDT by ksen
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To: g'nad
Got what?

Ah, does brother dwarf not know about how the precious works?

9,824 posted on 06/19/2002 8:08:15 AM PDT by Corin Stormhands
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To: g'nad
If you highlight blank.
A message will appear there.
Pretty funky, no?
9,825 posted on 06/19/2002 8:09:26 AM PDT by ksen
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To: Corin Stormhands
You use it to get fishses. Silly dwarf. You turn invisible and eatses small orcs. Precious is nothing more than a cafeteria!
9,826 posted on 06/19/2002 8:10:53 AM PDT by carton253
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To: Corin Stormhands
Precious with you now.
Hold on as long as you can.
It gone from you soon.
9,827 posted on 06/19/2002 8:12:01 AM PDT by ksen
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To: ksen
Mess with dwarf, get axe in head...

Unfair? I know so!...

9,828 posted on 06/19/2002 8:12:35 AM PDT by g'nad
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To: Corin Stormhands
Ha Ha Ha. Dwarf doesn't know how to catch red meat with Precious!
9,829 posted on 06/19/2002 8:12:48 AM PDT by Overtaxed
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To: Corin Stormhands; ksen
You guys are way too high speed for me...I'm trapped in the First Age...
9,830 posted on 06/19/2002 8:13:59 AM PDT by g'nad
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To: ksen
Yes, Smeagol will get the precious again. But Smeagol wants 10,000...
9,831 posted on 06/19/2002 8:14:17 AM PDT by carton253
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To: carton253
Cold fish, like sushi?
Precious more than take-out ring.
Bending wills to self.
9,832 posted on 06/19/2002 8:15:36 AM PDT by ksen
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To: carton253
But Smeagol wants 10,000...

...and 20,000, and 30,000, and 40,000....

9,833 posted on 06/19/2002 8:16:06 AM PDT by Overtaxed
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To: ksen; Corin Stormhands; Overtaxed; carton253; g'nad
Hey there guys, it is the elves who are supposed to make all of the party arrangements: hot wings, pints, party favors, confetti, etc. Also the party invitation in breaking news.

If you sneak us to 10,000, you are going to have to do all of the work yourself.
9,834 posted on 06/19/2002 8:16:07 AM PDT by Lucius Cornelius Sulla
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To: Overtaxed
'and 30,000, and 40,000....'

We have found out that 26K posts are the maximum in a thread.
9,835 posted on 06/19/2002 8:18:29 AM PDT by Lucius Cornelius Sulla
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To: g'nad
< font color = white >..... < / font > (take out the spaces)

Hey, I still am not up to speed with posting images. You got me there.

9,836 posted on 06/19/2002 8:18:33 AM PDT by Corin Stormhands
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To: Overtaxed
Elves, other white meat?
Like chickens they strut and crow.
In end, still chicken.
9,837 posted on 06/19/2002 8:19:05 AM PDT by ksen
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To: Lucius Cornelius Sulla
We have found out that 26K posts are the maximum in a thread.

Is this a new count? I thought it was more like 64K? What did I miss?

9,838 posted on 06/19/2002 8:20:05 AM PDT by Corin Stormhands
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To: Lucius Cornelius Sulla
The Elves will just subcontract the hot wings out to the hobbits, the pint contract goes to Barlimen. Dwarves have the party favors taken care of and Men of the Dale are doing confetti. The only part the Elves are actually doing themselves is inviting a bunch of outsiders in the breaking news. :)
9,839 posted on 06/19/2002 8:20:44 AM PDT by Overtaxed
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To: Lucius Cornelius Sulla
Also the party invitation in breaking news.

That would be after the precious is reached, of course. Right?

9,840 posted on 06/19/2002 8:20:51 AM PDT by Corin Stormhands
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