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The New Hobbit Hole

Posted on 03/14/2002 5:07:26 AM PST by HairOfTheDog

Welcome to The New Hobbit Hole

Concerning Hobbits

The New Hobbit Chronicles

This is a continuation of the infamous thread New Zealander Builds Hobbit Hole originally posted on January 26, 2001 by John Farson, who at the time undoubtedly thought he had found a rather obscure article that would elicit a few replies and die out. Without knowing it, he became the founder of the Hobbit Hole. For reasons incomprehensible to some, the thread grew to over 4100 replies. It became the place for hobbits and friends of hobbits to chit chat and share LoTR news and views, hang out, and talk amongst ourselves in the comfort of familiar surroundings.

In keeping with the new posting guidelines, the thread idea is continuing here, as will the Green Dragon Inn, our more structured spin-off thread, as soon as we figure out how to move all the good discussion that has been had there. As for the Hobbit Hole, we will just start fresh, bringing only a few mathoms such as the picture above with us to make it feel like home, and perhaps a walk down memory lane:

Our discussion has been light:

It very well may be that a thread named "New Zealander builds Hobbit hole" will end up being the longest Tolkien thread of them all, with some of the best heartfelt content... Sorry John, but I would have rather it had been one with a more distinguished title!… post 252 - HairOfTheDog

However, I can still celebrate, with quiet dignity, the fact that what started as a laugh about some wacko in New Zealand has mutated and grown into a multifaceted discussion of the art, literature, and philosophy that is Tolkien. And now that I've managed to write the most pompous sentence of my entire life, I agree, Rosie… post 506 - JenB

Hah! I was number 1000!! (Elvish victory dance... wait, no; that would be too flitty) … post 1001 - BibChr

Real men don't have to be afraid of being flitty! Go for it. – post 1011 – HairOfTheDog

Seventeen years to research one mystical object seems a bit excessive… post 1007 - JenB

Okay...who's the wise guy who didn't renew Gandalf's research grant?… post 1024 – Overtaxed

To the very philosophical:

…Judas Iscariot obviously was a good man, or he wouldn't have been chosen to be one of the Apostles. He loved Jesus, like all of the Apostles, but he betrayed him. Yet without his betrayal, the Passion and Crucifixion would never have occurred, and mankind would not have been redeemed. So without his self-destruction infinite good would not have been accomplished. I certainly do not mean this to be irreverant but it seems to me that this describes the character of Gollum, in the scenes so movingly portrayed above… Lucius Cornelius Sulla

To fun but heartfelt debates about the integrity and worth of some of the characters…

…Anyone else notice how Boromir treats the hobbits? He's very fond of them but he seems to think of them as children - ruffling Frodo's hair, calls them all 'little ones'. He likes them, but I don't think he really respects them… post 1536 - JenB

Yes... Tolkien told us not to trust Boromir right off the bat when he began to laugh at Bilbo, until he realized that the Council obviously held this hobbit in high esteem. What a pompous dolt… post 1538 - HairOfTheDog

…I think almost every fault of his can be traced directly back to his blindness to anything spiritual or unseen. He considers the halflings as children, because that is what they look like. He considers the only hope of the ring to be in taking it and using it for a victory in the physical realm. He cannot see what the hobbits are truly made of, he cannot see the unseen hope of what the destruction of the ring might mean--the destruction of Sauron himself, and he cannot see the unseen danger that lies in the use of the ring itself… I just feel sorry for Boromir--he is like a blind but honorable man, trying to take the right path on the road but missing the right path entirely because he simply cannot see it… post 1548 - Penny1

Boromir isn't a jerk, he's a jock… post 2401 – Overtaxed

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Oh, I think by the time Frodo reaches the Cracks, he's not even himself anymore! I think he's not only on the brink of a dangerous place physically, he's on the brink of losing himself completely during the exchange with Gollum. But for some reason, the take-over isn't complete till he actually has to throw the Ring in. The person speaking to Gollum is not Frodo, but the "Wheel of Fire" that Sam sees. After the Ring is destroyed, Frodo not only comes back to himself, but comes back with the unbearable (to him) knowledge of what it's like to be completely without compassion. I think that's why it's so important to him to be compassionate in the Shire… post 2506 - 2Jedismom

…Regarding Frodo's compassion... it's a little too much at the end. Even Merry tells him that he's going to have to quit being so darn nice. But you're right. He's learned a lesson about evil that very few ever learn since it wasn't an external lesson but an internal one. (Those kinds of lessons have the greatest impact) Not only did he totally succumb to it, but he was rather ruthless to my little Smeagol… post 2516 - carton253

Well that Frodo was a big mean bully! (to Smeagol)… post 2519 – Overtaxed

So as you can see, everything JRR Tolkien (and Peter Jackson) is welcome here in our New Row, our soon-to-be familiar New Hobbit Hole…; philosophy, opinion, good talk and frequent silliness.


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9,761 posted on 06/19/2002 7:03:15 AM PDT by Corin Stormhands
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To: Corin Stormhands; ksen
Just counting...
9,762 posted on 06/19/2002 7:04:10 AM PDT by Corin Stormhands
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To: Corin Stormhands
And LCS still expects no sneaking?
9,763 posted on 06/19/2002 7:12:44 AM PDT by Overtaxed
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To: Overtaxed; ksen; Lucius Cornelius Sulla
And LCS still expects no sneaking?

I never promised anything.

9,764 posted on 06/19/2002 7:13:42 AM PDT by Corin Stormhands
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To: ksen
I hate to waste a perfectly good Elf-bashing opportunity.

Melkor(Morgoth) had been freed from his captivity, deceived some of the elves ...

If the Elves of Valinor were as wise as legend tells, why were so many of them deceived? Hmmmm?

9,765 posted on 06/19/2002 7:16:51 AM PDT by Overtaxed
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To: Corin Stormhands
Hehehe...Noboyd promised anything.
9,766 posted on 06/19/2002 7:17:35 AM PDT by Overtaxed
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To: Overtaxed
Who is Noboyd? Anyway nobody promised anything either. :)
9,767 posted on 06/19/2002 7:18:26 AM PDT by Overtaxed
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To: Overtaxed
If the Elves of Valinor were as wise as legend tells, why were so many of them deceived? Hmmmm?

Maybe that's what Galadriel the rebel meant when she said, "even the wise cannot tell".........when Melkor is just stringing us along.

9,768 posted on 06/19/2002 7:20:00 AM PDT by ksen
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To: ksen
So...maybe the Elves aren't wise after all. :)

The one drawback of Elf-bashing without Elf-defenders around is that you never know if you've pulled the right chain or not.

9,769 posted on 06/19/2002 7:23:36 AM PDT by Overtaxed
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To: ksen
So with all their "wisdom" and Elf "magic" the Elves have done far more harm to Middle Earth than Men have! Did that do it?
9,770 posted on 06/19/2002 7:25:10 AM PDT by Overtaxed
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To: carton253
Hey, Carton. The Elf-defenders are away for the day. Want to get in some unhindered Elf-bashing?
9,771 posted on 06/19/2002 7:26:33 AM PDT by Overtaxed
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To: Overtaxed
...you never know if you've pulled the right chain or not.

I'm sure we'll find out eventually. ;^)

9,772 posted on 06/19/2002 7:31:50 AM PDT by ksen
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To: Overtaxed
Yes... Smeagol hates elves... they makses disgusting little food... Smeagol hates the smells of thems, he does. Yes, Smeagol will bash elves... elves are really democrats, you know.
9,773 posted on 06/19/2002 7:36:43 AM PDT by carton253
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To: ksen
Yes! And now that the "Reply to" numbers are working, I'll know which post got the Noldor after me.
9,774 posted on 06/19/2002 7:38:19 AM PDT by Overtaxed
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To: carton253
Hehehe...anyone have a picture of Dasshole with Elf ears?
9,775 posted on 06/19/2002 7:40:09 AM PDT by Overtaxed
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To: ksen; Corin Stormhands; Overtaxed; All
You know, it is commonly understood that orcs are really elves.

Yeah, but do Orcs breed? I've never read of little orcses runnin' about... I know the movie showed the Uruks being spawned out of the earth, but how do common orcs multiply?

Oh, BTW, Hullo everyone...

9,776 posted on 06/19/2002 7:41:09 AM PDT by g'nad
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To: carton253
Nasty Elveses strand poor Smeagol in a tree and make him eat disgusting elf food. Won't let Smeagol hunt for coneys or catch nice fisheses. Cruel Elveses!
9,777 posted on 06/19/2002 7:41:44 AM PDT by Overtaxed
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To: Overtaxed
Cruel elvses are right... Smeagol is all alone... (heavy sigh). He loves fishses. No, like coneys. Not the way that rude, cross hobbit makes them. Scorching them... Smeagol loves fishses though. Very tasty...
9,778 posted on 06/19/2002 7:44:10 AM PDT by carton253
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To: g'nad
I guess Orcs must breed some how unless Sauron and Saruman can catch that many Elves to turn into Orc armies.
9,779 posted on 06/19/2002 7:47:16 AM PDT by Overtaxed
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To: carton253
Smeagol had to escape Elves or he would have starved to death. Not Smeagol's fault a few Elves got offed!
9,780 posted on 06/19/2002 7:48:20 AM PDT by Overtaxed
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