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The New Hobbit Hole

Posted on 03/14/2002 5:07:26 AM PST by HairOfTheDog

Welcome to The New Hobbit Hole

Concerning Hobbits

The New Hobbit Chronicles

This is a continuation of the infamous thread New Zealander Builds Hobbit Hole originally posted on January 26, 2001 by John Farson, who at the time undoubtedly thought he had found a rather obscure article that would elicit a few replies and die out. Without knowing it, he became the founder of the Hobbit Hole. For reasons incomprehensible to some, the thread grew to over 4100 replies. It became the place for hobbits and friends of hobbits to chit chat and share LoTR news and views, hang out, and talk amongst ourselves in the comfort of familiar surroundings.

In keeping with the new posting guidelines, the thread idea is continuing here, as will the Green Dragon Inn, our more structured spin-off thread, as soon as we figure out how to move all the good discussion that has been had there. As for the Hobbit Hole, we will just start fresh, bringing only a few mathoms such as the picture above with us to make it feel like home, and perhaps a walk down memory lane:

Our discussion has been light:

It very well may be that a thread named "New Zealander builds Hobbit hole" will end up being the longest Tolkien thread of them all, with some of the best heartfelt content... Sorry John, but I would have rather it had been one with a more distinguished title!… post 252 - HairOfTheDog

However, I can still celebrate, with quiet dignity, the fact that what started as a laugh about some wacko in New Zealand has mutated and grown into a multifaceted discussion of the art, literature, and philosophy that is Tolkien. And now that I've managed to write the most pompous sentence of my entire life, I agree, Rosie… post 506 - JenB

Hah! I was number 1000!! (Elvish victory dance... wait, no; that would be too flitty) … post 1001 - BibChr

Real men don't have to be afraid of being flitty! Go for it. – post 1011 – HairOfTheDog

Seventeen years to research one mystical object seems a bit excessive… post 1007 - JenB

Okay...who's the wise guy who didn't renew Gandalf's research grant?… post 1024 – Overtaxed

To the very philosophical:

…Judas Iscariot obviously was a good man, or he wouldn't have been chosen to be one of the Apostles. He loved Jesus, like all of the Apostles, but he betrayed him. Yet without his betrayal, the Passion and Crucifixion would never have occurred, and mankind would not have been redeemed. So without his self-destruction infinite good would not have been accomplished. I certainly do not mean this to be irreverant but it seems to me that this describes the character of Gollum, in the scenes so movingly portrayed above… Lucius Cornelius Sulla

To fun but heartfelt debates about the integrity and worth of some of the characters…

…Anyone else notice how Boromir treats the hobbits? He's very fond of them but he seems to think of them as children - ruffling Frodo's hair, calls them all 'little ones'. He likes them, but I don't think he really respects them… post 1536 - JenB

Yes... Tolkien told us not to trust Boromir right off the bat when he began to laugh at Bilbo, until he realized that the Council obviously held this hobbit in high esteem. What a pompous dolt… post 1538 - HairOfTheDog

…I think almost every fault of his can be traced directly back to his blindness to anything spiritual or unseen. He considers the halflings as children, because that is what they look like. He considers the only hope of the ring to be in taking it and using it for a victory in the physical realm. He cannot see what the hobbits are truly made of, he cannot see the unseen hope of what the destruction of the ring might mean--the destruction of Sauron himself, and he cannot see the unseen danger that lies in the use of the ring itself… I just feel sorry for Boromir--he is like a blind but honorable man, trying to take the right path on the road but missing the right path entirely because he simply cannot see it… post 1548 - Penny1

Boromir isn't a jerk, he's a jock… post 2401 – Overtaxed

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Oh, I think by the time Frodo reaches the Cracks, he's not even himself anymore! I think he's not only on the brink of a dangerous place physically, he's on the brink of losing himself completely during the exchange with Gollum. But for some reason, the take-over isn't complete till he actually has to throw the Ring in. The person speaking to Gollum is not Frodo, but the "Wheel of Fire" that Sam sees. After the Ring is destroyed, Frodo not only comes back to himself, but comes back with the unbearable (to him) knowledge of what it's like to be completely without compassion. I think that's why it's so important to him to be compassionate in the Shire… post 2506 - 2Jedismom

…Regarding Frodo's compassion... it's a little too much at the end. Even Merry tells him that he's going to have to quit being so darn nice. But you're right. He's learned a lesson about evil that very few ever learn since it wasn't an external lesson but an internal one. (Those kinds of lessons have the greatest impact) Not only did he totally succumb to it, but he was rather ruthless to my little Smeagol… post 2516 - carton253

Well that Frodo was a big mean bully! (to Smeagol)… post 2519 – Overtaxed

So as you can see, everything JRR Tolkien (and Peter Jackson) is welcome here in our New Row, our soon-to-be familiar New Hobbit Hole…; philosophy, opinion, good talk and frequent silliness.


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To: Corin Stormhands
You are very welcome.
46,561 posted on 12/10/2002 8:10:15 AM PST by RMDupree
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To: Lil'freeper; Corin Stormhands
just my deviant attempt at humor... us jarheads oft have a twisted, dark sense of humor... my brother dwarf finds it amusin'...
46,562 posted on 12/10/2002 8:10:35 AM PST by g'nad
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To: g'nad
don't go pumpin' Homely up now Ruthy... he's gettin' too big fer his snowpants as it is...

Dwarves are naturally big for their britches, g'nad. You know that! It's in all dwarves natural personality traits. Talk about elves being snooty - the dwarves manage to look down their noses at every other race! LOL!!

Bet it has something to do with all those Preciousesssss you've accumulated!

46,563 posted on 12/10/2002 8:13:00 AM PST by RMDupree
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To: g'nad
Hrmmmm...if you say so.
46,564 posted on 12/10/2002 8:14:00 AM PST by Lil'freeper
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To: RMDupree
Bravo! Well said!
46,565 posted on 12/10/2002 8:15:19 AM PST by Lil'freeper
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To: Lil'freeper
Ahem. You are an Elf, and as much as I try to remain neutral in the War of the Races, I must admit that elves are snooty.

But, then again, I am a Hobbit so what do I know anyway? :)

46,566 posted on 12/10/2002 8:22:52 AM PST by RMDupree
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To: RMDupree; Corin Stormhands; rightwingreligiousfanatic
It's in all dwarves natural personality traits

that's cuz no other race can come close to dwarves for hard physical labor, privation, stamina and enduring hardships... sure, the elve look pretty and do flitty dances... but give me a mattock and some rock to hew or an ax with orc necks to split and I'll happily toil and sweat all day...

46,567 posted on 12/10/2002 8:24:32 AM PST by g'nad
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To: RMDupree; g'nad
Since I neutered him at 6 months...

You did it yourself??!?!?!?!?!?!?!

46,568 posted on 12/10/2002 8:24:47 AM PST by Corin Stormhands
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To: RMDupree
*snootysniff*
46,569 posted on 12/10/2002 8:25:00 AM PST by Lil'freeper
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To: g'nad
elve=elves
46,570 posted on 12/10/2002 8:25:30 AM PST by g'nad
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To: g'nad; Lil'freeper
my brother dwarf finds it amusin'...

Indeed he does.

46,571 posted on 12/10/2002 8:25:32 AM PST by Corin Stormhands
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To: Corin Stormhands
LOL! No way!

I did assist in the surgery and stood by to watch the whole thing. But I meant I "made the decision to" neuter him.

You must've pictured me running after a puppy with a pair of gardening shears!

46,572 posted on 12/10/2002 8:26:38 AM PST by RMDupree
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To: Lil'freeper; RMDupree; g'nad; Overtaxed

OT for heaven's sake, get a generator!!!! (hope you're OK)

46,573 posted on 12/10/2002 8:27:58 AM PST by Corin Stormhands
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To: Corin Stormhands; RMDupree
You did it yourself??!?!?!?!?!?!?!


46,574 posted on 12/10/2002 8:29:44 AM PST by g'nad
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To: g'nad; Lil'freeper
that's cuz no other race can come close to dwarves for hard physical labor, privation, stamina and enduring hardships... sure, the elve look pretty and do flitty dances... but give me a mattock and some rock to hew or an ax with orc necks to split and I'll happily toil and sweat all day...

*insert Hobbit lass swoon*

Now tell me honestly Lil'freeper. You cannot deny that manly dwarf talk makes your heart go a'flutter!

46,575 posted on 12/10/2002 8:30:26 AM PST by RMDupree
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To: RMDupree; g'nad
But I meant I "made the decision to" neuter him.

Whew!!!

I only tell this story for g'nad's amusement. My uncle used to take care of cats the "country" way. He'd stick the cat's head in a boot and...um...er...well...uh...whack! I am not making this up.

My cats went to the vet.

46,576 posted on 12/10/2002 8:30:28 AM PST by Corin Stormhands
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To: Corin Stormhands
I only tell this story for g'nad's amusement.


46,577 posted on 12/10/2002 8:33:31 AM PST by g'nad
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To: RMDupree
You cannot deny that manly dwarf talk makes your heart go a'flutter!

Dwarf- no, but a manly MAN sure does.

The only effect a dwarf has on an Elf's heart is heartburn.

46,578 posted on 12/10/2002 8:33:56 AM PST by Lil'freeper
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To: g'nad; Corin Stormhands
Heeeeere Scruffy! C'mon boy, come to mommy. Good boy!

Ssssswack!


46,579 posted on 12/10/2002 8:34:14 AM PST by RMDupree
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To: Lil'freeper
The only effect a dwarf has on an Elf's heart is heartburn.

I big to differ. Ask Galadriel!

46,580 posted on 12/10/2002 8:35:19 AM PST by RMDupree
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