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The New Hobbit Hole
Posted on 03/14/2002 5:07:26 AM PST by HairOfTheDog
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To: Corin Stormhands
You are very welcome.
To: Lil'freeper; Corin Stormhands
just my deviant attempt at humor... us jarheads oft have a twisted, dark sense of humor... my brother dwarf finds it amusin'...
To: g'nad
don't go pumpin' Homely up now Ruthy... he's gettin' too big fer his snowpants as it is... Dwarves are naturally big for their britches, g'nad. You know that! It's in all dwarves natural personality traits. Talk about elves being snooty - the dwarves manage to look down their noses at every other race! LOL!!
Bet it has something to do with all those Preciousesssss you've accumulated!
To: g'nad
Hrmmmm...if you say so.
To: RMDupree
Bravo! Well said!
To: Lil'freeper
Ahem. You
are an Elf, and as much as I try to remain neutral in the War of the Races, I must admit that elves are snooty.
But, then again, I am a Hobbit so what do I know anyway? :)
To: RMDupree; Corin Stormhands; rightwingreligiousfanatic
It's in all dwarves natural personality traits that's cuz no other race can come close to dwarves for hard physical labor, privation, stamina and enduring hardships... sure, the elve look pretty and do flitty dances... but give me a mattock and some rock to hew or an ax with orc necks to split and I'll happily toil and sweat all day...
To: RMDupree; g'nad
Since I neutered him at 6 months... You did it yourself??!?!?!?!?!?!?!
To: RMDupree
*snootysniff*
To: g'nad
elve=elves
To: g'nad; Lil'freeper
my brother dwarf finds it amusin'... Indeed he does.
To: Corin Stormhands
LOL! No way!
I did assist in the surgery and stood by to watch the whole thing. But I meant I "made the decision to" neuter him.
You must've pictured me running after a puppy with a pair of gardening shears!
To: Lil'freeper; RMDupree; g'nad; Overtaxed
OT for heaven's sake, get a generator!!!! (hope you're OK)
To: Corin Stormhands; RMDupree
You did it yourself??!?!?!?!?!?!?! 
To: g'nad; Lil'freeper
that's cuz no other race can come close to dwarves for hard physical labor, privation, stamina and enduring hardships... sure, the elve look pretty and do flitty dances... but give me a mattock and some rock to hew or an ax with orc necks to split and I'll happily toil and sweat all day... *insert Hobbit lass swoon*
Now tell me honestly Lil'freeper. You cannot deny that manly dwarf talk makes your heart go a'flutter!
To: RMDupree; g'nad
But I meant I "made the decision to" neuter him. Whew!!!
I only tell this story for g'nad's amusement. My uncle used to take care of cats the "country" way. He'd stick the cat's head in a boot and...um...er...well...uh...whack! I am not making this up.
My cats went to the vet.
To: Corin Stormhands
I only tell this story for g'nad's amusement.
To: RMDupree
You cannot deny that manly dwarf talk makes your heart go a'flutter! Dwarf- no, but a manly MAN sure does.
The only effect a dwarf has on an Elf's heart is heartburn.
To: g'nad; Corin Stormhands
Heeeeere Scruffy! C'mon boy, come to mommy. Good boy!
Ssssswack!
To: Lil'freeper
The only effect a dwarf has on an Elf's heart is heartburn. I big to differ. Ask Galadriel!
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