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The New Hobbit Hole

Posted on 03/14/2002 5:07:26 AM PST by HairOfTheDog

Welcome to The New Hobbit Hole

Concerning Hobbits

The New Hobbit Chronicles

This is a continuation of the infamous thread New Zealander Builds Hobbit Hole originally posted on January 26, 2001 by John Farson, who at the time undoubtedly thought he had found a rather obscure article that would elicit a few replies and die out. Without knowing it, he became the founder of the Hobbit Hole. For reasons incomprehensible to some, the thread grew to over 4100 replies. It became the place for hobbits and friends of hobbits to chit chat and share LoTR news and views, hang out, and talk amongst ourselves in the comfort of familiar surroundings.

In keeping with the new posting guidelines, the thread idea is continuing here, as will the Green Dragon Inn, our more structured spin-off thread, as soon as we figure out how to move all the good discussion that has been had there. As for the Hobbit Hole, we will just start fresh, bringing only a few mathoms such as the picture above with us to make it feel like home, and perhaps a walk down memory lane:

Our discussion has been light:

It very well may be that a thread named "New Zealander builds Hobbit hole" will end up being the longest Tolkien thread of them all, with some of the best heartfelt content... Sorry John, but I would have rather it had been one with a more distinguished title!… post 252 - HairOfTheDog

However, I can still celebrate, with quiet dignity, the fact that what started as a laugh about some wacko in New Zealand has mutated and grown into a multifaceted discussion of the art, literature, and philosophy that is Tolkien. And now that I've managed to write the most pompous sentence of my entire life, I agree, Rosie… post 506 - JenB

Hah! I was number 1000!! (Elvish victory dance... wait, no; that would be too flitty) … post 1001 - BibChr

Real men don't have to be afraid of being flitty! Go for it. – post 1011 – HairOfTheDog

Seventeen years to research one mystical object seems a bit excessive… post 1007 - JenB

Okay...who's the wise guy who didn't renew Gandalf's research grant?… post 1024 – Overtaxed

To the very philosophical:

…Judas Iscariot obviously was a good man, or he wouldn't have been chosen to be one of the Apostles. He loved Jesus, like all of the Apostles, but he betrayed him. Yet without his betrayal, the Passion and Crucifixion would never have occurred, and mankind would not have been redeemed. So without his self-destruction infinite good would not have been accomplished. I certainly do not mean this to be irreverant but it seems to me that this describes the character of Gollum, in the scenes so movingly portrayed above… Lucius Cornelius Sulla

To fun but heartfelt debates about the integrity and worth of some of the characters…

…Anyone else notice how Boromir treats the hobbits? He's very fond of them but he seems to think of them as children - ruffling Frodo's hair, calls them all 'little ones'. He likes them, but I don't think he really respects them… post 1536 - JenB

Yes... Tolkien told us not to trust Boromir right off the bat when he began to laugh at Bilbo, until he realized that the Council obviously held this hobbit in high esteem. What a pompous dolt… post 1538 - HairOfTheDog

…I think almost every fault of his can be traced directly back to his blindness to anything spiritual or unseen. He considers the halflings as children, because that is what they look like. He considers the only hope of the ring to be in taking it and using it for a victory in the physical realm. He cannot see what the hobbits are truly made of, he cannot see the unseen hope of what the destruction of the ring might mean--the destruction of Sauron himself, and he cannot see the unseen danger that lies in the use of the ring itself… I just feel sorry for Boromir--he is like a blind but honorable man, trying to take the right path on the road but missing the right path entirely because he simply cannot see it… post 1548 - Penny1

Boromir isn't a jerk, he's a jock… post 2401 – Overtaxed

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Oh, I think by the time Frodo reaches the Cracks, he's not even himself anymore! I think he's not only on the brink of a dangerous place physically, he's on the brink of losing himself completely during the exchange with Gollum. But for some reason, the take-over isn't complete till he actually has to throw the Ring in. The person speaking to Gollum is not Frodo, but the "Wheel of Fire" that Sam sees. After the Ring is destroyed, Frodo not only comes back to himself, but comes back with the unbearable (to him) knowledge of what it's like to be completely without compassion. I think that's why it's so important to him to be compassionate in the Shire… post 2506 - 2Jedismom

…Regarding Frodo's compassion... it's a little too much at the end. Even Merry tells him that he's going to have to quit being so darn nice. But you're right. He's learned a lesson about evil that very few ever learn since it wasn't an external lesson but an internal one. (Those kinds of lessons have the greatest impact) Not only did he totally succumb to it, but he was rather ruthless to my little Smeagol… post 2516 - carton253

Well that Frodo was a big mean bully! (to Smeagol)… post 2519 – Overtaxed

So as you can see, everything JRR Tolkien (and Peter Jackson) is welcome here in our New Row, our soon-to-be familiar New Hobbit Hole…; philosophy, opinion, good talk and frequent silliness.


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To: Lil'freeper; g'nad; ksen; RMDupree; HairOfTheDog; Overtaxed

45,941 posted on 12/06/2002 8:05:11 AM PST by Corin Stormhands
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To: Corin Stormhands
LOL!
45,942 posted on 12/06/2002 8:10:13 AM PST by Lil'freeper
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To: Corin Stormhands; Lil'freeper
It was the peeing in the snowpants stuff...but it's still Kevin's fault...

You got me there.

Men are weak...

Some of us may have weak characters, but we all have strong bladders. ;^)

45,943 posted on 12/06/2002 8:10:40 AM PST by ksen
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To: ksen
Some of us may have weak characters, but we all have strong bladders.

Which is particularly important when you're not wearing skivvies...

45,944 posted on 12/06/2002 8:12:33 AM PST by Corin Stormhands
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To: Corin Stormhands
You got that right.
45,945 posted on 12/06/2002 8:14:33 AM PST by ksen
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To: ksen

45,946 posted on 12/06/2002 8:24:43 AM PST by HairOfTheDog
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To: ksen

45,947 posted on 12/06/2002 8:29:49 AM PST by RMDupree
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To: RMDupree
Do those come in dwarf size?
45,948 posted on 12/06/2002 8:33:21 AM PST by Lil'freeper
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To: RMDupree
Good underpants humor is always good for a friday!

11 DAYS 15 HOURS 26 MINUTES TILL TTT!
45,949 posted on 12/06/2002 8:33:54 AM PST by HairOfTheDog
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To: Lil'freeper
Dwarves already wear underwear. It's Men that run around without.

I was offering a viable option to the Men.

Dwarves would probably require the use of pads, rather than the whole thing. :)

45,950 posted on 12/06/2002 8:39:50 AM PST by RMDupree
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To: HairOfTheDog
11 DAYS 15 HOURS 26 MINUTES TILL TTT!

Where's 2J!? I need her meds!

45,951 posted on 12/06/2002 8:40:31 AM PST by RMDupree
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To: HairOfTheDog
I don't know if this has been posted here yet, and I haven't read it yet, but here's a Tolkien article from the WSJ.
45,952 posted on 12/06/2002 8:41:33 AM PST by Argh
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To: RMDupree
I was just thinking of the occasions when they encounter a lovely she-elf and wet themselves. Diapers might spare the snowpants.
45,953 posted on 12/06/2002 8:42:42 AM PST by Lil'freeper
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To: Lil'freeper
I'm sure if you ask them, the only time they'll admit to wetting their pants was with delight when watching the elves leaving the shores of Middle-Earth! LOL!
45,954 posted on 12/06/2002 8:51:13 AM PST by RMDupree
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To: RMDupree
Well, what they'll admit to and what they do are two entirely different things! :)
45,955 posted on 12/06/2002 9:00:38 AM PST by Lil'freeper
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To: RMDupree; g'nad; rightwingreligiousfanatic; Lil'freeper; ksen; HairOfTheDog
I'm sure if you ask them, the only time they'll admit to wetting their pants was with delight when watching the elves leaving the shores of Middle-Earth!

You sure do know how to sweet-talk us Ruthie!

45,956 posted on 12/06/2002 9:08:16 AM PST by Corin Stormhands
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To: Corin Stormhands
LOL! I'll bet!

I almost wrote that the only time the dwarves wet their pants was with laughter when they heard the girly scream from the "battle" elf falling off the wall at Helm's Deep!

45,957 posted on 12/06/2002 9:24:31 AM PST by RMDupree
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To: Corin Stormhands
...heard the girly scream from the "battle" elf...

If you listen carefully, you can just make out what he's saying.

"Oh no! Not my haaaaaaaaiiiirrrrrr!"

45,958 posted on 12/06/2002 9:29:33 AM PST by RMDupree
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To: RMDupree; Overtaxed; ksen
Hey OT. I think you can safely add RMD to the list.
45,959 posted on 12/06/2002 9:34:39 AM PST by Corin Stormhands
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To: Corin Stormhands; g'nad; Lil'freeper; HairOfTheDog; 2Jedismom; carton253; RosieCotton; ksen; ...
It’s Friday and I’ve cooked up some lunch for the Hole dwellers.

Boneless Prime Rib…

Stuffed Cornish Hens…

Plenty of sautéed mushrooms, baked potatoes, and wild rice to go with it. Pints, soft drinks and juices are on the right, next to the plates, utensils and napkins. ENJOY!

45,960 posted on 12/06/2002 9:39:03 AM PST by RMDupree
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