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The New Hobbit Hole

Posted on 03/14/2002 5:07:26 AM PST by HairOfTheDog

Welcome to The New Hobbit Hole

Concerning Hobbits

The New Hobbit Chronicles

This is a continuation of the infamous thread New Zealander Builds Hobbit Hole originally posted on January 26, 2001 by John Farson, who at the time undoubtedly thought he had found a rather obscure article that would elicit a few replies and die out. Without knowing it, he became the founder of the Hobbit Hole. For reasons incomprehensible to some, the thread grew to over 4100 replies. It became the place for hobbits and friends of hobbits to chit chat and share LoTR news and views, hang out, and talk amongst ourselves in the comfort of familiar surroundings.

In keeping with the new posting guidelines, the thread idea is continuing here, as will the Green Dragon Inn, our more structured spin-off thread, as soon as we figure out how to move all the good discussion that has been had there. As for the Hobbit Hole, we will just start fresh, bringing only a few mathoms such as the picture above with us to make it feel like home, and perhaps a walk down memory lane:

Our discussion has been light:

It very well may be that a thread named "New Zealander builds Hobbit hole" will end up being the longest Tolkien thread of them all, with some of the best heartfelt content... Sorry John, but I would have rather it had been one with a more distinguished title!… post 252 - HairOfTheDog

However, I can still celebrate, with quiet dignity, the fact that what started as a laugh about some wacko in New Zealand has mutated and grown into a multifaceted discussion of the art, literature, and philosophy that is Tolkien. And now that I've managed to write the most pompous sentence of my entire life, I agree, Rosie… post 506 - JenB

Hah! I was number 1000!! (Elvish victory dance... wait, no; that would be too flitty) … post 1001 - BibChr

Real men don't have to be afraid of being flitty! Go for it. – post 1011 – HairOfTheDog

Seventeen years to research one mystical object seems a bit excessive… post 1007 - JenB

Okay...who's the wise guy who didn't renew Gandalf's research grant?… post 1024 – Overtaxed

To the very philosophical:

…Judas Iscariot obviously was a good man, or he wouldn't have been chosen to be one of the Apostles. He loved Jesus, like all of the Apostles, but he betrayed him. Yet without his betrayal, the Passion and Crucifixion would never have occurred, and mankind would not have been redeemed. So without his self-destruction infinite good would not have been accomplished. I certainly do not mean this to be irreverant but it seems to me that this describes the character of Gollum, in the scenes so movingly portrayed above… Lucius Cornelius Sulla

To fun but heartfelt debates about the integrity and worth of some of the characters…

…Anyone else notice how Boromir treats the hobbits? He's very fond of them but he seems to think of them as children - ruffling Frodo's hair, calls them all 'little ones'. He likes them, but I don't think he really respects them… post 1536 - JenB

Yes... Tolkien told us not to trust Boromir right off the bat when he began to laugh at Bilbo, until he realized that the Council obviously held this hobbit in high esteem. What a pompous dolt… post 1538 - HairOfTheDog

…I think almost every fault of his can be traced directly back to his blindness to anything spiritual or unseen. He considers the halflings as children, because that is what they look like. He considers the only hope of the ring to be in taking it and using it for a victory in the physical realm. He cannot see what the hobbits are truly made of, he cannot see the unseen hope of what the destruction of the ring might mean--the destruction of Sauron himself, and he cannot see the unseen danger that lies in the use of the ring itself… I just feel sorry for Boromir--he is like a blind but honorable man, trying to take the right path on the road but missing the right path entirely because he simply cannot see it… post 1548 - Penny1

Boromir isn't a jerk, he's a jock… post 2401 – Overtaxed

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Oh, I think by the time Frodo reaches the Cracks, he's not even himself anymore! I think he's not only on the brink of a dangerous place physically, he's on the brink of losing himself completely during the exchange with Gollum. But for some reason, the take-over isn't complete till he actually has to throw the Ring in. The person speaking to Gollum is not Frodo, but the "Wheel of Fire" that Sam sees. After the Ring is destroyed, Frodo not only comes back to himself, but comes back with the unbearable (to him) knowledge of what it's like to be completely without compassion. I think that's why it's so important to him to be compassionate in the Shire… post 2506 - 2Jedismom

…Regarding Frodo's compassion... it's a little too much at the end. Even Merry tells him that he's going to have to quit being so darn nice. But you're right. He's learned a lesson about evil that very few ever learn since it wasn't an external lesson but an internal one. (Those kinds of lessons have the greatest impact) Not only did he totally succumb to it, but he was rather ruthless to my little Smeagol… post 2516 - carton253

Well that Frodo was a big mean bully! (to Smeagol)… post 2519 – Overtaxed

So as you can see, everything JRR Tolkien (and Peter Jackson) is welcome here in our New Row, our soon-to-be familiar New Hobbit Hole…; philosophy, opinion, good talk and frequent silliness.


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To: Sam Cree; Ramius
I bet he totally forgot Sam... Lets remind him. He has been out of town.

Ramius! - Can you take some nice pictures of the construction of your potato gun? And write up some instructions that are not obvious from the pictures? Pictures that show each of the parts, their dimensions, and the installation of the striker are probably all there is to it, as well as discussion about the propellants and ammo ( ;~D ) that work.

You can email the stuff to me, and I can get them to Sam. He needs to get building on these things.... They are presents for Christmas!
43,921 posted on 11/26/2002 12:43:34 PM PST by HairOfTheDog
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To: NewCenturions; carton253; Sam Cree
I guess I'll always be the out of place yankee.

You know I tell people I was 13 before I knew damnyankee was two words.

Actually there are yankees and damn yankees. The second are the ones who stayed.

Southern culture lesson aside (I hope you're at least smiling...), you are correct that we can't handle the storms. We might do better if we knew we'd get at least one major snow/ice storm a year. But they're more infrequent than that.

Here in Virginia, hurricanes aren't normally the threat they are to Sam, but I still think we handle them better than snow and ice. Western Virginia (where I grew up), handles snow a little better 'cause they're more used to it.

Still, I can't recall a time when stores were closed for more than a day or so and that I couldn't at least walk to the store for supplies if I needed to.

43,922 posted on 11/26/2002 12:44:05 PM PST by Corin Stormhands
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To: Sam Cree
Reagan understood too.

This country has a huge decision to make. Whether it will fight for its survival or cower in the corner and hope those mean ole terrorists will go away.

They aren't going away. Which means, sooner or later, we will have to fight. The world doesn't understand that... heck, Israel doesn't understand that. Netanyahu does. But, he won't be elected because people think that he will take Israel to war. Israel's at war, but they are unwilling to pay the price. It reminds me of the elephant in the room. If no one mentions the elephant in the living room, it's not there.

43,923 posted on 11/26/2002 12:45:43 PM PST by carton253
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To: carton253; Overtaxed
Keep my head down and my mouth closed. That's how I survive Thanksgiving.

Sniff....stop it! You're making me homesick...

43,924 posted on 11/26/2002 12:46:41 PM PST by Corin Stormhands
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To: Sam Cree; RMDupree; NewCenturions; Overtaxed
I have a turkey in the smoker right now, that hickory smoke has a great aroma.

My brother-in-law is deep-frying a turkey. Should be interesting.

At least I know at his house we'll have plenty of pints available...

43,925 posted on 11/26/2002 12:48:59 PM PST by Corin Stormhands
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To: Corin Stormhands; carton253; RMDupree
I think I can honestly say that I can't remember a single day when the grocery was closed due to inclement weather, and only a very few times when people rushed out to buy stuff because a storm was coming. Whether that's because we try to be perpetually prepared or just because it takes a real humdinger of a storm to worry anyone here, I don't know.
43,926 posted on 11/26/2002 12:50:48 PM PST by RosieCotton
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To: HairOfTheDog; g'nad; rightwingreligiousfanatic
He is quite a handsome man! He is no longer a funny dwarf!

You're not saying a dwarf can't be handsome are you? No, I'm sure that's not what you're saying...

43,927 posted on 11/26/2002 12:51:59 PM PST by Corin Stormhands
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To: All
Well folks. I'm heading out early so I can let my mom get to the store before the crowds start getting too bad.

Hopefully, my sister will venture to Best Buy with me later to price some computer bundles to help with the final decision.

Talk to you all tomorrow - have a great evening (I know Sam Cree will!).

43,928 posted on 11/26/2002 12:52:35 PM PST by RMDupree
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To: RMDupree
Well...when it rains it pours, I guess.

I went to accept the job offer this morning...only he had changed the offer on me. Apparently, the company President decided that the office didn't need an "official" Branch Manager, and that they could make do with a Client/Account Manager instead. "Ok...no problem", I thought. Until he told me the difference in salaries. It's about 7k LESS than what he had originally told me. Wonderful.

Then, I get to take a look at the health benefit plan. First off, there's no dental coverage. Secondly, and possibly most importantly, the Family Coverage Plan is about TWICE what I'm currently paying now at the job I can't stand! Yippee! Around $700 a month, just to make sure myself and my family can stay healthy and see the doctor...joy....

Well, I told him what my salary requirements were, and if they couldn't meet that, then I couldn't take the job. I guess I'll just have to wait and see.

The good thing is, this wasn't my only "iron in the fire", so to speak. There is one other company that wants to meet with me for a 2nd interview, and two others that are trying to set up 1st interviews.

As much as I had wanted to work for this company, and as good as their commission program looked on paper, I need to stay pragmatic and realize that I can't feed my family or pay my bills with something that looks good on paper.
43,929 posted on 11/26/2002 12:53:20 PM PST by ItsOurTimeNow
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To: RMDupree
Ocean Spray Canned Cranberry Sauce!

Blecch! My family goes for the cranberry Jello salad. My wife actually makes a hybrid of my mom's and my m-i-l's that's pretty tasty.

43,930 posted on 11/26/2002 12:53:51 PM PST by Corin Stormhands
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To: HairOfTheDog; All
Did anyone else ever watch that TV show "Sliders"? He was my favorite character. He was so cool! When they removed him from the show, I stopped watching it.

Of course, I was quite a bit younger when I watched it, and remember it being cheesy but amusing...maybe I wouldn't enjoy it as much now, I don't know.

43,931 posted on 11/26/2002 12:54:43 PM PST by RosieCotton
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To: Corin Stormhands
Before I run, I had to respond to this post.

Please be sure he pre-measures the amount of peanut oil in the fryer by filling the fryer with water and dipping the turkey in first. I'd hate to hear that your Thanksgiving was spent dousing flames!

Especially because it will definitely ruin your buzz.

43,932 posted on 11/26/2002 12:55:45 PM PST by RMDupree
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To: Corin Stormhands
Ha! - I knew I would get someone's goat with that!

He just looks a lot different in that pic... he was kinda of funny lookin guy during FoTR! Now he has this professor/Sean Connery thing goin' on.... and tanned!

He looks like he would have a bit of trouble getting through airport security actually...
43,933 posted on 11/26/2002 12:57:06 PM PST by HairOfTheDog
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To: RMDupree
I'd hate to hear that your Thanksgiving was spent dousing flames!

Hey, it's his house...(but thanks)

43,934 posted on 11/26/2002 12:57:56 PM PST by Corin Stormhands
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To: RosieCotton
Rosie - that was the same way it was in Miami before Andrew.

After Andrew, the stores become insane - lines backed up to the meat cases, threading up and down aisles. Scary!!

My family gets all of the non-perishable stuff up front. Only if the storm gets close enough to strike will we bother with coolers and ice and milk, etc.

43,935 posted on 11/26/2002 12:58:07 PM PST by RMDupree
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To: HairOfTheDog
Thanks, Hair.
43,936 posted on 11/26/2002 12:58:11 PM PST by Sam Cree
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To: ItsOurTimeNow
That's too bad. I am glad you have choices and could look carefully at it before leaping on board.
43,937 posted on 11/26/2002 12:58:41 PM PST by HairOfTheDog
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To: ItsOurTimeNow
Oh, I'm so disappointed for you. :(

Well, better to find out now than have them hire you and switch on you later. But still, what a downer.

I'll keep you and Rosie in my employment prayer zone until the perfect job appears for both of you!

43,938 posted on 11/26/2002 1:00:13 PM PST by RMDupree
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To: Corin Stormhands
I think we'll have plenty of pints laid in, too.
43,939 posted on 11/26/2002 1:00:40 PM PST by Sam Cree
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To: HairOfTheDog; g'nad; rightwingreligiousfanatic; ksen
He does look quite different. Apparently, unlike some rangers we won't name, he was able to find the showers.
43,940 posted on 11/26/2002 1:00:42 PM PST by Corin Stormhands
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