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The New Hobbit Hole

Posted on 03/14/2002 5:07:26 AM PST by HairOfTheDog

Welcome to The New Hobbit Hole

Concerning Hobbits

The New Hobbit Chronicles

This is a continuation of the infamous thread New Zealander Builds Hobbit Hole originally posted on January 26, 2001 by John Farson, who at the time undoubtedly thought he had found a rather obscure article that would elicit a few replies and die out. Without knowing it, he became the founder of the Hobbit Hole. For reasons incomprehensible to some, the thread grew to over 4100 replies. It became the place for hobbits and friends of hobbits to chit chat and share LoTR news and views, hang out, and talk amongst ourselves in the comfort of familiar surroundings.

In keeping with the new posting guidelines, the thread idea is continuing here, as will the Green Dragon Inn, our more structured spin-off thread, as soon as we figure out how to move all the good discussion that has been had there. As for the Hobbit Hole, we will just start fresh, bringing only a few mathoms such as the picture above with us to make it feel like home, and perhaps a walk down memory lane:

Our discussion has been light:

It very well may be that a thread named "New Zealander builds Hobbit hole" will end up being the longest Tolkien thread of them all, with some of the best heartfelt content... Sorry John, but I would have rather it had been one with a more distinguished title!… post 252 - HairOfTheDog

However, I can still celebrate, with quiet dignity, the fact that what started as a laugh about some wacko in New Zealand has mutated and grown into a multifaceted discussion of the art, literature, and philosophy that is Tolkien. And now that I've managed to write the most pompous sentence of my entire life, I agree, Rosie… post 506 - JenB

Hah! I was number 1000!! (Elvish victory dance... wait, no; that would be too flitty) … post 1001 - BibChr

Real men don't have to be afraid of being flitty! Go for it. – post 1011 – HairOfTheDog

Seventeen years to research one mystical object seems a bit excessive… post 1007 - JenB

Okay...who's the wise guy who didn't renew Gandalf's research grant?… post 1024 – Overtaxed

To the very philosophical:

…Judas Iscariot obviously was a good man, or he wouldn't have been chosen to be one of the Apostles. He loved Jesus, like all of the Apostles, but he betrayed him. Yet without his betrayal, the Passion and Crucifixion would never have occurred, and mankind would not have been redeemed. So without his self-destruction infinite good would not have been accomplished. I certainly do not mean this to be irreverant but it seems to me that this describes the character of Gollum, in the scenes so movingly portrayed above… Lucius Cornelius Sulla

To fun but heartfelt debates about the integrity and worth of some of the characters…

…Anyone else notice how Boromir treats the hobbits? He's very fond of them but he seems to think of them as children - ruffling Frodo's hair, calls them all 'little ones'. He likes them, but I don't think he really respects them… post 1536 - JenB

Yes... Tolkien told us not to trust Boromir right off the bat when he began to laugh at Bilbo, until he realized that the Council obviously held this hobbit in high esteem. What a pompous dolt… post 1538 - HairOfTheDog

…I think almost every fault of his can be traced directly back to his blindness to anything spiritual or unseen. He considers the halflings as children, because that is what they look like. He considers the only hope of the ring to be in taking it and using it for a victory in the physical realm. He cannot see what the hobbits are truly made of, he cannot see the unseen hope of what the destruction of the ring might mean--the destruction of Sauron himself, and he cannot see the unseen danger that lies in the use of the ring itself… I just feel sorry for Boromir--he is like a blind but honorable man, trying to take the right path on the road but missing the right path entirely because he simply cannot see it… post 1548 - Penny1

Boromir isn't a jerk, he's a jock… post 2401 – Overtaxed

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Oh, I think by the time Frodo reaches the Cracks, he's not even himself anymore! I think he's not only on the brink of a dangerous place physically, he's on the brink of losing himself completely during the exchange with Gollum. But for some reason, the take-over isn't complete till he actually has to throw the Ring in. The person speaking to Gollum is not Frodo, but the "Wheel of Fire" that Sam sees. After the Ring is destroyed, Frodo not only comes back to himself, but comes back with the unbearable (to him) knowledge of what it's like to be completely without compassion. I think that's why it's so important to him to be compassionate in the Shire… post 2506 - 2Jedismom

…Regarding Frodo's compassion... it's a little too much at the end. Even Merry tells him that he's going to have to quit being so darn nice. But you're right. He's learned a lesson about evil that very few ever learn since it wasn't an external lesson but an internal one. (Those kinds of lessons have the greatest impact) Not only did he totally succumb to it, but he was rather ruthless to my little Smeagol… post 2516 - carton253

Well that Frodo was a big mean bully! (to Smeagol)… post 2519 – Overtaxed

So as you can see, everything JRR Tolkien (and Peter Jackson) is welcome here in our New Row, our soon-to-be familiar New Hobbit Hole…; philosophy, opinion, good talk and frequent silliness.


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To: carton253
The only gunshots I have ever heard was when I was in the West Bank in Israel.

I'd be happy to remedy that...

42,721 posted on 11/20/2002 11:22:09 AM PST by g'nad
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To: carton253
very good Smeags... here... have another fish...


42,722 posted on 11/20/2002 11:23:26 AM PST by g'nad
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To: g'nad; Corin Stormhands
the words "probe" and "crap" just do not belong in the same sentence...

Oops! Sorry 'bout that....how about "Tissumizer probe?" No. That's not much better. :)

42,723 posted on 11/20/2002 11:24:10 AM PST by Overtaxed
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To: Corin Stormhands
I'd be just as happy not to talk about it at all...

that's right... yer over 40... you get the roto-rooter treatment from the docs...

42,724 posted on 11/20/2002 11:24:36 AM PST by g'nad
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To: Overtaxed; Corin Stormhands
how about "Tissumizer probe?" No. That's not much better...

yer right about that...

42,725 posted on 11/20/2002 11:25:45 AM PST by g'nad
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To: g'nad
No thanks... just had taters and a pork chop for lunch. Can I let you in on a little secret. Smeagol doesn't like fish. It tastes fishy.

And you didn't ask who was firing at poor Smeagol on the West Bank...

42,726 posted on 11/20/2002 11:26:19 AM PST by carton253
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To: g'nad; Corin Stormhands
How about "probe", "crap", and "Elrond" in the same sentence?
42,727 posted on 11/20/2002 11:26:46 AM PST by Overtaxed
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To: carton253
And you didn't ask who was firing at poor Smeagol on the West Bank

didn't have to... I figured it was open season on Smeagols in the Holy Land...

Really? Shootin' at you?

42,728 posted on 11/20/2002 11:28:14 AM PST by g'nad
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To: Overtaxed
How about "probe", "crap", and "Elrond" in the same sentence?

Got no problem with that... that combination sounds great together...

42,729 posted on 11/20/2002 11:29:09 AM PST by g'nad
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To: g'nad
No... they didn't even know I was there. I was part of a mission team, and we were helping out at the only Christian Church in the West Bank.

Anyway, the women were taking a break... and you could hear all this gun fire. I wasn't scared or anything. It was the first and last time I've heard actual gun fire.

There was also a bus bombing not far from where I lived in East Jerusalem.

The danger is there... it stays in the back of your mind... but you just go on.

42,730 posted on 11/20/2002 11:30:29 AM PST by carton253
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To: John Farson; HairOfTheDog
BTW, has anyone mentioned those strange Kinder egg commercials?

Oooh! I wants, I wants I wants! Kinder eggs are cool in any case, but WHOA!

For those of you who haven't seen them before, they're chocolate eggs (pretty thin chocolate) which break apart on the center line, and then inside there's a plastic container (kind of like those bubble containers they use for toys in vending machines) with a toy inside. I had quite a collection when I was in Germany since I used to pick up two or three a week.

You couldn't see what was inside - no indication - and there were usually several different series' of toys going at once. Some the toys were surprisingly high quality for what you would expect to find in a fairly inexpensive candy. Metal figurines and such. I would send a big crate of them to my younger siblings for Christmas, and they had complete sets for some series', I think.

At one point a few years back (maybe five years ago now), there was an effort to start importing them into the states, but someone decided they were daaaaaangerous because you had to open the chocolate rather than just stick the whole thing in your mouth or someone could choke. This in spite of the fact that they're marked all over the place with stuff saying "not for children under age 3" or something along those lines.

You can still get them in Canada, but they aren't the German ones, so I doubt they have LOTR ones. But I wants!

42,731 posted on 11/20/2002 11:30:52 AM PST by RosieCotton
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To: carton253
Who would fire upon poor Smeagol?

Seriously, what happened there?

42,732 posted on 11/20/2002 11:32:14 AM PST by RMDupree
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To: carton253
That sounds scary enough for me.

Just the fact that you dared help fellow Christians marks you as a target in the pyschos minds.

42,733 posted on 11/20/2002 11:34:42 AM PST by RMDupree
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To: g'nad
Durin' Boromir's last stand, when he's got two arrows hangin' outta his chest, the Horn of Gondor is whole, but when we see him drop two his knees after the third (creased the lung and probably damaged the Renal artery) the Horn is clearly cloven... I didn't see anything the last two Uruks he dispatched did that would account fer that... comments?...

I have no comments, but I'm glad I'm not the only person to wonder about this. I'm happy they DO show the cloven horn, but I can't figger out how it got that way!

42,734 posted on 11/20/2002 11:34:51 AM PST by RosieCotton
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To: RMDupree
The uncloven Horn of Gondor went the way of Gandalf's original staff! LOL!!

It's on sale at Tolkien Town for the low, low price of $199.95....

C'mon down to Tolkien Town!

42,735 posted on 11/20/2002 11:36:14 AM PST by rightwingreligiousfanatic
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To: ksen
I'm thinking the fall of Numenore. The Numenoreans were a perfectly ok bunch until Sauron came along and led them little by little down the path of darkness. Next thing you know they're worshiping the shadow and waging war in every direction, driven by greed for riches and eternal life like the elves which ultimately leads to their fall.
42,736 posted on 11/20/2002 11:37:29 AM PST by Lil'freeper
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To: Overtaxed
I have at least 2000 words of crap to get out this afternoon. My two little sisters are here all evening, plus I have choir practice, so won't have time tonight. And I'm gonna be gone all day tomorrow. Grrrr! Wish I could buckle down and just WRITE, but I'm not good at that.

On the bright side, this morning I contacted about every place in town who might potentially employ me.

On the not so bright side, they all said "sorry, nothing right now".

42,737 posted on 11/20/2002 11:37:42 AM PST by RosieCotton
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To: carton253
I've been shot at my share of times... pretty soberin' when you realize the other guy is shootin' at you... but I'm a Marine, I get paid fer that... you shouldn't have to deal with that kinda stuff...

Good on yuh fer the Missionary Work...

42,738 posted on 11/20/2002 11:38:57 AM PST by g'nad
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To: RosieCotton
For those of you who haven't seen them before, they're chocolate eggs (pretty thin chocolate) which break apart on the center line

They have something like that here in the States by Disney. They're called Wonder Balls.

Chocolate balls scored in the center, you break them open and they have Disney-character shaped sweet tarts inside with either a sticker or tattoo of a matching film character.

You never know what Disney movie you will find inside. My daughter loves them (even though I cannot STAND Eisner and the filth he has dragged Disney into).

These Kinder eggs sound far more fascinating, but unfortunately, the USA has become rather wimpified and everything is for the chillllrrrun.

42,739 posted on 11/20/2002 11:39:09 AM PST by RMDupree
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To: carton253
The danger is there... it stays in the back of your mind... but you just go on.

It amazes me the way Isrealis have done just that all these years. They just live their lives. I have another friend who also lived in Isreal for a time, and her adult children are still there. They have my respect.

42,740 posted on 11/20/2002 11:40:13 AM PST by HairOfTheDog
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