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The New Hobbit Hole

Posted on 03/14/2002 5:07:26 AM PST by HairOfTheDog

Welcome to The New Hobbit Hole

Concerning Hobbits

The New Hobbit Chronicles

This is a continuation of the infamous thread New Zealander Builds Hobbit Hole originally posted on January 26, 2001 by John Farson, who at the time undoubtedly thought he had found a rather obscure article that would elicit a few replies and die out. Without knowing it, he became the founder of the Hobbit Hole. For reasons incomprehensible to some, the thread grew to over 4100 replies. It became the place for hobbits and friends of hobbits to chit chat and share LoTR news and views, hang out, and talk amongst ourselves in the comfort of familiar surroundings.

In keeping with the new posting guidelines, the thread idea is continuing here, as will the Green Dragon Inn, our more structured spin-off thread, as soon as we figure out how to move all the good discussion that has been had there. As for the Hobbit Hole, we will just start fresh, bringing only a few mathoms such as the picture above with us to make it feel like home, and perhaps a walk down memory lane:

Our discussion has been light:

It very well may be that a thread named "New Zealander builds Hobbit hole" will end up being the longest Tolkien thread of them all, with some of the best heartfelt content... Sorry John, but I would have rather it had been one with a more distinguished title!… post 252 - HairOfTheDog

However, I can still celebrate, with quiet dignity, the fact that what started as a laugh about some wacko in New Zealand has mutated and grown into a multifaceted discussion of the art, literature, and philosophy that is Tolkien. And now that I've managed to write the most pompous sentence of my entire life, I agree, Rosie… post 506 - JenB

Hah! I was number 1000!! (Elvish victory dance... wait, no; that would be too flitty) … post 1001 - BibChr

Real men don't have to be afraid of being flitty! Go for it. – post 1011 – HairOfTheDog

Seventeen years to research one mystical object seems a bit excessive… post 1007 - JenB

Okay...who's the wise guy who didn't renew Gandalf's research grant?… post 1024 – Overtaxed

To the very philosophical:

…Judas Iscariot obviously was a good man, or he wouldn't have been chosen to be one of the Apostles. He loved Jesus, like all of the Apostles, but he betrayed him. Yet without his betrayal, the Passion and Crucifixion would never have occurred, and mankind would not have been redeemed. So without his self-destruction infinite good would not have been accomplished. I certainly do not mean this to be irreverant but it seems to me that this describes the character of Gollum, in the scenes so movingly portrayed above… Lucius Cornelius Sulla

To fun but heartfelt debates about the integrity and worth of some of the characters…

…Anyone else notice how Boromir treats the hobbits? He's very fond of them but he seems to think of them as children - ruffling Frodo's hair, calls them all 'little ones'. He likes them, but I don't think he really respects them… post 1536 - JenB

Yes... Tolkien told us not to trust Boromir right off the bat when he began to laugh at Bilbo, until he realized that the Council obviously held this hobbit in high esteem. What a pompous dolt… post 1538 - HairOfTheDog

…I think almost every fault of his can be traced directly back to his blindness to anything spiritual or unseen. He considers the halflings as children, because that is what they look like. He considers the only hope of the ring to be in taking it and using it for a victory in the physical realm. He cannot see what the hobbits are truly made of, he cannot see the unseen hope of what the destruction of the ring might mean--the destruction of Sauron himself, and he cannot see the unseen danger that lies in the use of the ring itself… I just feel sorry for Boromir--he is like a blind but honorable man, trying to take the right path on the road but missing the right path entirely because he simply cannot see it… post 1548 - Penny1

Boromir isn't a jerk, he's a jock… post 2401 – Overtaxed

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Oh, I think by the time Frodo reaches the Cracks, he's not even himself anymore! I think he's not only on the brink of a dangerous place physically, he's on the brink of losing himself completely during the exchange with Gollum. But for some reason, the take-over isn't complete till he actually has to throw the Ring in. The person speaking to Gollum is not Frodo, but the "Wheel of Fire" that Sam sees. After the Ring is destroyed, Frodo not only comes back to himself, but comes back with the unbearable (to him) knowledge of what it's like to be completely without compassion. I think that's why it's so important to him to be compassionate in the Shire… post 2506 - 2Jedismom

…Regarding Frodo's compassion... it's a little too much at the end. Even Merry tells him that he's going to have to quit being so darn nice. But you're right. He's learned a lesson about evil that very few ever learn since it wasn't an external lesson but an internal one. (Those kinds of lessons have the greatest impact) Not only did he totally succumb to it, but he was rather ruthless to my little Smeagol… post 2516 - carton253

Well that Frodo was a big mean bully! (to Smeagol)… post 2519 – Overtaxed

So as you can see, everything JRR Tolkien (and Peter Jackson) is welcome here in our New Row, our soon-to-be familiar New Hobbit Hole…; philosophy, opinion, good talk and frequent silliness.


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To: RMDupree
Well... that hurt! Besides it was a ruse... to play on their compassion. It worked. I was untied.
42,561 posted on 11/20/2002 5:04:27 AM PST by carton253
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To: carton253
I wouldn't have untied yuh Smeags... but then, I don't have a shred of compassion...
42,562 posted on 11/20/2002 5:10:42 AM PST by g'nad
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To: g'nad
Then I would have bitten you... first chance I got!
42,563 posted on 11/20/2002 5:23:42 AM PST by carton253
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To: carton253
LOL... we dwarves have tough hides... have you had yer shots?...

BTW, look out for those conies from the Iron Hills in the Northlands... they've got nasty big pointed teeth...


42,564 posted on 11/20/2002 5:52:42 AM PST by g'nad
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To: HairOfTheDog; Corin Stormhands; ksen; Overtaxed; rightwingreligiousfanatic; Bear_in_RoseBear; ...
Where the heck is everyone today?... just me and smeags huh?... well I better get some rope if nobody else is here to keep an eye on her...
42,565 posted on 11/20/2002 6:00:54 AM PST by g'nad
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To: JenB
is Lucius Malfoy Haldir's long lost evil twin?!

I can't find a decent image of Lucius, but there's certainly a family resemblence with Draco.


42,566 posted on 11/20/2002 6:04:45 AM PST by Corin Stormhands
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To: g'nad
What did I ever do to you that you would treat me so bad? Poor little Smeagol! Poor little Gollum! Some body protect me from G'nad... He's threatening to tie me up!
42,567 posted on 11/20/2002 6:11:30 AM PST by carton253
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To: g'nad
Good Morning!

I'm working on my mad scientist stuff.

42,568 posted on 11/20/2002 6:11:35 AM PST by Overtaxed
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To: RosieCotton; HairOfTheDog
Hair, I filled in most of the blanks on my brandy new resume.

Don't forget to proofread!

We once had an intern apply for a job. Her resume said she had experience in profreading.

42,569 posted on 11/20/2002 6:13:08 AM PST by Corin Stormhands
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To: carton253
Some body protect me from G'nad...

Only if you promise on the Precious not to go sneaking sometime in the next 30 or so posts.

42,570 posted on 11/20/2002 6:13:17 AM PST by Overtaxed
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To: RosieCotton; Overtaxed; JenB
On the bright side, I just passed 25,000.

I actually got down about 2,000 words yesterday. Okay, some of it was quoting another text (but it fits the story).

If I can hit the 20,000s by this weekend, I may push to finish it.

42,571 posted on 11/20/2002 6:17:02 AM PST by Corin Stormhands
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To: Overtaxed
Overtaxed told a lie on me. I have never spammed from 60. I have spammed in the 80's, but only once. The last two times I have gone for the precious, I have announced my intentions not once, but twice.

You and Aragorn are alike... you think you can tell a lie on poor Smeagol. No, I'm not saying anything more to you. And I'm not leading you to the secret passage!

Smeagol is pouting.

42,572 posted on 11/20/2002 6:17:25 AM PST by carton253
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To: Corin Stormhands
Keep going....
42,573 posted on 11/20/2002 6:17:49 AM PST by carton253
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To: carton253; g'nad
G'nad....we have a little Smeagol problem to take care of here. :)
42,574 posted on 11/20/2002 6:19:20 AM PST by Overtaxed
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To: HairOfTheDog; Sam Cree; g'nad; ksen; rightwingreligiousfanatic
But the men can cuss when hunting in the woods or when hanging out fishing and telling jokes!

How 'bout scratching and rude noise making?

42,575 posted on 11/20/2002 6:19:38 AM PST by Corin Stormhands
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To: Overtaxed
madscientist stuff huh?... kewl...


42,576 posted on 11/20/2002 6:21:21 AM PST by g'nad
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To: Overtaxed
Smeagol is going to go to the Middle East threads now and see if I can get Benjamin Netanyahu elected Prime Minister of Israel. You can have the precious. Smeagol doesn't want it. And that's all I have to say about that! Pout, Pout, Pout!
42,577 posted on 11/20/2002 6:21:30 AM PST by carton253
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To: Corin Stormhands
Don't forget to proofread!

That wasn't a typo!

For once, I can say that!

42,578 posted on 11/20/2002 6:23:22 AM PST by RosieCotton
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To: Corin Stormhands
If I can hit the 20,000s by this weekend, I may push to finish it.

You should, if it isn't really and truly too much to deal with. In that case, I'd say forget it, but otherwise...well, much as I'm not enjoying the writing process a lot of the time, I know I'll be really excited if I can actually accomplish what I set out to do!

42,579 posted on 11/20/2002 6:25:49 AM PST by RosieCotton
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To: 2Jedismom; HairOfTheDog; RosieCotton
Michael should've stopped when he looked like this...


42,580 posted on 11/20/2002 6:26:04 AM PST by Corin Stormhands
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