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The New Hobbit Hole
Posted on 03/14/2002 5:07:26 AM PST by HairOfTheDog
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To: RMDupree
The Hobbit who let the evil take over Hobbiton HAS to be Bubba.
To: RMDupree; rightwingreligiousfanatic; Paul Atreides
What role does Janet Reno get?The Mouth of Sauron?
To: RMDupree
Given how pasty he is, I figured he would be a Barrow Wight. And, the tree that tried to swallow Pippin and what's-his-name was Algore.
To: rightwingreligiousfanatic
Thanks!
To: HairOfTheDog
Thanks!
To: Paul Atreides
The C Word as Lotho? I can see it!
To: Bear_in_RoseBear
The Mouth of Sauron? Is that not Monica?
To: RMDupree
James Carville as Gollum.
To: Paul Atreides
Absolutely... and make him a naked emperor so Frodo can say, "the problem with your emperor is that he has no clothes on..." And think of the possibilities of the ensuing dialogue, jokes, etc.
To: carton253
To: carton253
Frodo: "Why Lotho, instead of a Hobbit, we ought to call you a Bobbitt."
To: Paul Atreides
I draw the line at James Carville! I will not be portrayed that by that nasty man. No indeed.
I am thinking more of a Tom Selleck. He has the qualities to play me. He's strong, handsome, honorable...
To: Paul Atreides
Heh heh...go ahead. I've already been in enough trouble today...
To: Paul Atreides
Yeah, but have you seen what goes into the pants part of Ol' Crusty.....every day?Umm...that's something I try not to spend much time thinking about.
To: Corin Stormhands
Ah, you try to trickses Smeagol. Nasty, tricksey hobbit! No, you can't have my precious. It's mmmmiiinnneee!
To: carton253
Well, how about Colmes, of Hannity and Colmes?
To: RosieCotton
LOL!
To: HairOfTheDog
I'm at the part where Frodo has just escaped from the tower and he and Sam are resting. Sam crawls away while Frodo is sleeping and looks at the stars and it dawns on him that the Shadow is really only a small thing and that there is light and high beauty beyond it's reach. Then his fate and Frodo's cease to concern him and he lays down and goes into a peaceful sleep.
What a scene that is going to be...those two hobbits in the midst of Mordor...
To: Corin Stormhands
Have you been bad? And, here I thought you was a nice person.
To: Paul Atreides
No... Smeagol is a Republican! He's the good guy of the story... Aragorn and the Hobbitses tells lies about me and spin my great accomplishments for their glory. I'm the one who save the world.
Ronald Reagan can play me... He saved the world from the communists! Just like I saved the world from Mordor!
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