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The New Hobbit Hole

Posted on 03/14/2002 5:07:26 AM PST by HairOfTheDog

Welcome to The New Hobbit Hole

Concerning Hobbits

The New Hobbit Chronicles

This is a continuation of the infamous thread New Zealander Builds Hobbit Hole originally posted on January 26, 2001 by John Farson, who at the time undoubtedly thought he had found a rather obscure article that would elicit a few replies and die out. Without knowing it, he became the founder of the Hobbit Hole. For reasons incomprehensible to some, the thread grew to over 4100 replies. It became the place for hobbits and friends of hobbits to chit chat and share LoTR news and views, hang out, and talk amongst ourselves in the comfort of familiar surroundings.

In keeping with the new posting guidelines, the thread idea is continuing here, as will the Green Dragon Inn, our more structured spin-off thread, as soon as we figure out how to move all the good discussion that has been had there. As for the Hobbit Hole, we will just start fresh, bringing only a few mathoms such as the picture above with us to make it feel like home, and perhaps a walk down memory lane:

Our discussion has been light:

It very well may be that a thread named "New Zealander builds Hobbit hole" will end up being the longest Tolkien thread of them all, with some of the best heartfelt content... Sorry John, but I would have rather it had been one with a more distinguished title!… post 252 - HairOfTheDog

However, I can still celebrate, with quiet dignity, the fact that what started as a laugh about some wacko in New Zealand has mutated and grown into a multifaceted discussion of the art, literature, and philosophy that is Tolkien. And now that I've managed to write the most pompous sentence of my entire life, I agree, Rosie… post 506 - JenB

Hah! I was number 1000!! (Elvish victory dance... wait, no; that would be too flitty) … post 1001 - BibChr

Real men don't have to be afraid of being flitty! Go for it. – post 1011 – HairOfTheDog

Seventeen years to research one mystical object seems a bit excessive… post 1007 - JenB

Okay...who's the wise guy who didn't renew Gandalf's research grant?… post 1024 – Overtaxed

To the very philosophical:

…Judas Iscariot obviously was a good man, or he wouldn't have been chosen to be one of the Apostles. He loved Jesus, like all of the Apostles, but he betrayed him. Yet without his betrayal, the Passion and Crucifixion would never have occurred, and mankind would not have been redeemed. So without his self-destruction infinite good would not have been accomplished. I certainly do not mean this to be irreverant but it seems to me that this describes the character of Gollum, in the scenes so movingly portrayed above… Lucius Cornelius Sulla

To fun but heartfelt debates about the integrity and worth of some of the characters…

…Anyone else notice how Boromir treats the hobbits? He's very fond of them but he seems to think of them as children - ruffling Frodo's hair, calls them all 'little ones'. He likes them, but I don't think he really respects them… post 1536 - JenB

Yes... Tolkien told us not to trust Boromir right off the bat when he began to laugh at Bilbo, until he realized that the Council obviously held this hobbit in high esteem. What a pompous dolt… post 1538 - HairOfTheDog

…I think almost every fault of his can be traced directly back to his blindness to anything spiritual or unseen. He considers the halflings as children, because that is what they look like. He considers the only hope of the ring to be in taking it and using it for a victory in the physical realm. He cannot see what the hobbits are truly made of, he cannot see the unseen hope of what the destruction of the ring might mean--the destruction of Sauron himself, and he cannot see the unseen danger that lies in the use of the ring itself… I just feel sorry for Boromir--he is like a blind but honorable man, trying to take the right path on the road but missing the right path entirely because he simply cannot see it… post 1548 - Penny1

Boromir isn't a jerk, he's a jock… post 2401 – Overtaxed

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Oh, I think by the time Frodo reaches the Cracks, he's not even himself anymore! I think he's not only on the brink of a dangerous place physically, he's on the brink of losing himself completely during the exchange with Gollum. But for some reason, the take-over isn't complete till he actually has to throw the Ring in. The person speaking to Gollum is not Frodo, but the "Wheel of Fire" that Sam sees. After the Ring is destroyed, Frodo not only comes back to himself, but comes back with the unbearable (to him) knowledge of what it's like to be completely without compassion. I think that's why it's so important to him to be compassionate in the Shire… post 2506 - 2Jedismom

…Regarding Frodo's compassion... it's a little too much at the end. Even Merry tells him that he's going to have to quit being so darn nice. But you're right. He's learned a lesson about evil that very few ever learn since it wasn't an external lesson but an internal one. (Those kinds of lessons have the greatest impact) Not only did he totally succumb to it, but he was rather ruthless to my little Smeagol… post 2516 - carton253

Well that Frodo was a big mean bully! (to Smeagol)… post 2519 – Overtaxed

So as you can see, everything JRR Tolkien (and Peter Jackson) is welcome here in our New Row, our soon-to-be familiar New Hobbit Hole…; philosophy, opinion, good talk and frequent silliness.


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To: Bear_in_RoseBear
Hm...I think I can guess where you're looking. Bad bear! Bad!

She IS...erm...well endowed, though, no?

34,621 posted on 10/16/2002 8:35:09 AM PDT by RosieCotton
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To: Corin Stormhands
Destructor shaves his feet...

Is that an insult?

In any case, I thought we'd decided he wasn't old enough to shave. ;-)

34,622 posted on 10/16/2002 8:36:42 AM PDT by RosieCotton
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To: RosieCotton
Is that an insult?

I hope so...

34,623 posted on 10/16/2002 8:37:48 AM PDT by Corin Stormhands
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To: RMDupree
Here's something I found for Lembas:

Ingredients
6 TBSP butter or margarine, slightly softened
2 cups self-rising flour
1 TBSP granulated sugar
1/2 cup raisins/rolled oats/granola (optional)
1 egg, well beaten
1/2 cup milk
4 TBSP heavy cream
Mallorn leaves

With a pastry blender or fork, cut margarine into the flour in a mixing bowl until the mixture resembles cornmeal. Do this rapidly so the butter does not melt. Add the sugar, and if desired, 1/2 cup of raisins/rolled oats/granola. In a small bowl, beat the egg and milk together until mixed. Reserve 1 TBSP of this mixture to brush the tops of the lembas. Add the cream and egg mixture to the flour and mix just until combined into a stiff, soft dough. Knead three or four times on a lightly floured surface. Roll dough to a 3/4" thickness and cut with an oval or leaf shaped cookie cutter. Place on a lightly greased baking sheet, leaving 1" of space between lembas. Brush the tops of the lembas with the reserved egg-milk mixture. Bake for 12 -13 minutes in a preheated 400 degree oven.

For safe keeping, wrap each lemba individually in a fresh, clean mallorn leaf. If these leaves are unavailable in your area, store the lembas in a tightly closed container. Makes about 1 1/2 dozen lembas
34,624 posted on 10/16/2002 8:38:08 AM PDT by ItsOurTimeNow
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To: ItsOurTimeNow
RAISINS???? Ew! No self respecting lembas baker would use raisins or granola, surely!
34,625 posted on 10/16/2002 8:39:50 AM PDT by RosieCotton
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To: RosieCotton; RMDupree; g'nad; Corin Stormhands; ksen; HairOfTheDog; Overtaxed; All
Good morning everyone...

Thanks for the breakfast, RM! That sounded delicious!

Bad bear! Bad!

Y'all probably won't be surprised to learn that I hear that a lot at home...

And actually, the possible hairiness of Hobbit-lass feet is something I had thought about before... isn't it interesting that we see plenty of Hobbit-lad feet, but no lass feet, in the movie....

34,626 posted on 10/16/2002 8:40:58 AM PDT by Bear_in_RoseBear
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To: RosieCotton
Hey, don't shoot the messenger! LOL
34,627 posted on 10/16/2002 8:45:40 AM PDT by ItsOurTimeNow
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To: RMDupree
Foot stubble?

New keyword, perhaps? LOL
34,628 posted on 10/16/2002 8:46:09 AM PDT by ItsOurTimeNow
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To: Bear_in_RoseBear
And actually, the possible hairiness of Hobbit-lass feet is something I had thought about before...

Well...I'd thought of THAT, but not of the shaving question...it's not something I think about that in-depth, I guess!

34,629 posted on 10/16/2002 8:46:29 AM PDT by RosieCotton
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To: Bear_in_RoseBear
Mornin' Bear! How's my Beorning friend today?

love your sense of humor, Bear...I think we appreciate each other...GMTA...

And actually, the possible hairiness of Hobbit-lass feet is something I had thought about before...

I...never mind...

34,630 posted on 10/16/2002 8:46:30 AM PDT by g'nad
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To: RosieCotton
Civilized American Hobbitesses shave their feet, it is only their uncouth European cousins that "let their hair down" so to speak.
34,631 posted on 10/16/2002 8:49:51 AM PDT by ksen
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To: ItsOurTimeNow
Hey, don't shoot the messenger!

Sorry...;-)

The rest of the recipe sounds interesting, though. I may do some experimenting at home. I don't know if I'd start with this or just try on my own, though...I like working without a recipe, but the problem is keeping track of what I'm doing just in case it comes out right and I want to repeat it later on!

34,632 posted on 10/16/2002 8:51:53 AM PDT by RosieCotton
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To: ksen
Civilized American Hobbitesses shave their feet, it is only their uncouth European cousins that "let their hair down" so to speak.

I dunno...seems like to a hobbit, hairy feet would be attractive. I could see them shaving their legs but leaving the feet...

Did I mention yet that I can't believe I'm discussing this??

34,633 posted on 10/16/2002 8:53:40 AM PDT by RosieCotton
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To: RosieCotton
I agree with you on everything!

Including the fact that I brought this up! Why? LOL!

34,634 posted on 10/16/2002 8:55:46 AM PDT by RMDupree
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To: RosieCotton
RAISINS???? Ew! No self respecting lembas baker would use raisins or granola...

gotta keep the elves regular...these two look a little constipated...


34,635 posted on 10/16/2002 8:55:53 AM PDT by g'nad
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To: Bear_in_RoseBear
Feet are located at the end of the legs! :)
34,636 posted on 10/16/2002 8:56:19 AM PDT by RMDupree
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To: ksen
LOL! Very true! Her feet have that 6 o'clock shadow look, don't they?
34,637 posted on 10/16/2002 8:57:01 AM PDT by RMDupree
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To: RosieCotton; All
I hadn't thought of the shaving aspect either! I thought it was an interesting thought-experiment on differing concepts of beauty among non-humans, though... what would Elves consider exceptionally beautiful, for instance? Do Orcs have the concept of beauty?
34,638 posted on 10/16/2002 8:57:08 AM PDT by Bear_in_RoseBear
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To: RosieCotton
Maybe they braid it?
34,639 posted on 10/16/2002 8:57:23 AM PDT by ItsOurTimeNow
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To: ItsOurTimeNow
Thanks for the recipe Seamus!

I've got to copy it down and give it a try. I'll let you know the results.

34,640 posted on 10/16/2002 8:58:48 AM PDT by RMDupree
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